alex christe

dumb bitch next to me

fuck off alex christe

by ackakcakckakckkackakakackkacka September 15, 2020

Christ-ejecking

Jacking off on a religious monument

The man was so in love with Jesus he started Christ-ejecking on his statue

by James buttfucker September 03, 2020

Jesus. H Christ

An alternative for saying, Jesus Hitler, Christ

Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter

*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*

That is how mafia works.

by joeweller53 January 20, 2019

jesus H. christ

The H. stands for Herald

definition of herald:

1. an official messenger bringing news.

2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.

jesus H. christ's H stands for Herald

by sawrce July 12, 2022

Jesus H. Christ

God.

"I am God."
- Jesus H. Christ

by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t February 27, 2025

Spiesus Christ

1) An insult, an act of expressing ur anger without directly using profanity.
2) Also meaning Jesus Christ

"Spiesus Christ man, what the hell's wrong with you?"
"Oh my God! It's fucking Spiesus Christ!!!

by Spirrangooo January 12, 2010

Brother in christ

Used by white people to replace the n-word in that over captioned meme with a barely visible subway sandwich

“mfs be like ‘i hate subway’ my Brother in christ you made the sandwich”

by literally go mifune April 20, 2023