Capri

A stupid girl that can be a bitch

tells a joke “capri” bye

by Jahk doxc December 3, 2021

Caprice

A goddess of intellectuality and beauty- some would often refer to as unattainable standards. Used as an adjective and verb in sentences referring to that.

Wow, dude, you're being a real Caprice today! Those girls totally wanted you but you turned them down!
OR
Dude, you Capriced it, now they'll never have the nerve to ask you out!

by crushing666 January 15, 2022

Carielys

Carielys she a sweet girl but if you do something wrong the sweet might fade she the most Beautiful human being and u should be friends with a carielys

Carielys is the best

by Niyah108$ January 20, 2022

Capricorn

I’m not those hardcore astrology believers but I hate capricorns. We’re a bad chemistry. Not necessarily couple wise - but family related too. Though it’s true Leo’s tend to be prideful - it’s no doubt that Capricorns are the most prideful signs. You can’t ever win with one and it’s like ur whole world goes down the gutter once you cross paths with one. I would like to name an honorable mention, I thought I HATED scorpios but they’re not even close to where Capricorns are worse as they come. Capricorns always think they’re in the right and that no one goes above them. Major control issues and they can’t let you breathe. I seriously feel sorry to whoever has came across a Capricorn or even are married to them now. Maybe some of them out there aren’t the way I describe but every Capricorn I’ve known so far are the same and are the reason I even wrote this not January 24th, 2022 at 11:16 pm.

" Why are you crying so much, what happened??"
"My Tia is a Capricorn..."
...
*cries together*

by astralkiss January 24, 2022

Capricorn

They epic im one but if you make a definition of a capricorn and it's a dirty one. You are insulting jesus and don't believe him. Born dec 19- jan somthing

Defining word Capricorn, they are *** **** gay, more bad crap
100000 thum down
Me: they don't think about jesus XD

by Epic man zayden 2 February 5, 2022

Carrieopathy

The pathological resistance to making your spouse coffee. It can present as avoidance behavior or physical aversion to the act of making coffee for one's spouse. Can be successful treated with humor and affection. Results are often temporary though.

She suffers from acute carrieopathy.

by Dr. Roxy December 18, 2021

Carie

Unlike the actual Cari this subspecies of human seeks to wreck havock upon any passerbys. They want to watch the world burn and to do so they drive all their friends to insanity.

FUCK off Carie im leaving you eat potato skins and smell like gravy.

by Darnellyn December 28, 2021