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Canada's history is a sexual act involving two partners. The first partner bends over a table, and makes moose antlers with his hands. The other partner, equipped with a power drill, threads a squash onto the spinning head, and using maple syrup as lubrication, inserts it into the ass of the so-called "moose." After the anal stimulation, the "moose" defecates onto the face of the driller. The driller uses the feces to paint his face, and places two fecal matters above his ears to imitate a Kodiak Bear. When this is complete, the "moose" and the "kodiak" perform full pen. sex, using more maple syrup as lubrication, and when finished, clean off using the Canadian flag.
"Hey Joshin, you show me Canada's History later?"

"I don't know Pierre, I can't afford another flag.
by Irish439 February 4, 2010
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to have sex with a moose while covered with maple syrup and gravy while neil young plays in the backround. and the beaver watches
Hey lets do some of canada's history
by Dillsnufus February 5, 2010
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A grotesque method of killing small kittens.
The man was found guilty of animal abuse for committing Canada's History
by stephencolbert2345 February 4, 2010
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Having sex with a Canadian's ex-wife.
Hey, I just had a lesson in Canada's history in the break room at the Waffle House.
by The Great White North February 4, 2010
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An asshole that's hard to crack. Also known as "The Great Tight North."
I couldn't believe how hard it was to get into Canada's History. But once I was in, I was engrossed!
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An unspeakable sex act involving a moose-head, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
"Can you believe this freak I just met? She asked if I would do a Canada's History with her"
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The sexual act of shoving a moose antler up the anus of one's sexual partner by using maple syrup as a lubricant. Also, you wear the Stanley Cup as a hat.
OMG was that Canada's History
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