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Canada's History

A grotesque method of killing small kittens.
The man was found guilty of animal abuse for committing Canada's History
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Canada's History

When a female or male human forces a male or female artic dog to lick his or her urethra. The urine then provokes the dog, which will then attack the private parts of the human counterpart.

The act is further enjoyed with maple syrup.
The president of Canada must undergo Canada's History to obtain the Canadian presidency. No Canadian has been brave enough to attempt this act. Though several Americans do Canada's History daily. Because Americans are kick ass.
by ObeyColbert February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

A slang term for sex between a moose and a person. Usually done with maple syrup on ice.
as in, "chad was shamed to find his brother had been "studying" Canada's history in the woods.
by colbertnationIsAwesome February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Having sex with a Canadian's ex-wife.
Hey, I just had a lesson in Canada's history in the break room at the Waffle House.
by The Great White North February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert
Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.
by ColbertNationRuleZForever February 11, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act in which you attempt to insert multiple objects into a single orifice, usually objects you've used before.

For example, if a woman has had sex with five guys and used two dildos in her lifetime, she attempts to insert those five penises and two dildos into her uterus or anus.
Guy 1: Dude, I told my girl about "Canada's History."
Guy 2: Is she gonna try it?
Guy 1: Um...she says there are a lot of things...um..."in her past."
by Suzy Palanski February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

Failed magazine renaming because old name referred to PORN!
The Beaver was censored by search engines and renamed Canada's History.
by CBNationKrae February 5, 2010
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