camel knee

Camel knee. A noun.. The male version of a "camel toe" . A male frontal wedgie. Where as a male's genitalia is wrapped tightly around whatever article of clothing they are wearing. Basically your pants wrapped around your balls looking like a camel's knee.

Whatch it bro!!!! Fix your self. You have a camel knee and aunt Gertrude is right there!!

by Shawnisgod April 26, 2019

Camel toe

When a womans pussy is wedgied by her gym pants due to movement during gym that causes the pants to pull upwards causing a camel toe

1.look at that camel toe
2.i'm having a camel toe

by xX_FiDgEtSpINnAhhhhH_Xx June 19, 2017

waxing a camel

The shaving of a ladies intimate area.
The phrase originates from watching an ac/dc contert.
Trying to understand what the hell Brian Johnson was on about, It sounded like he said She was waxing a camel
These are not the actual ac/dc/ lyrics, But they may use it if they wish.

Hello Britney, Have you waxed your camel today?
I cannot come out tonight, I am waxing a camel.
I entered the bathroom to find my wife waxing a camel.
Looking through a window, I watched two ladies waxing each others camels.
I like a nicely waxed camel, not a 70's fuzzy bush.
My favourite hobby is waxing a camel.

by Scott Bon February 5, 2008

camel phase

A human may exist for many moons without sex, going through life's motions and barely even noticing the lack of fornication in his/her life. Indeed, once a sex-deprived individual overcomes the horniness, desperation and loneliness of celibacy, and lives long enough in absence of sex, he/she enters a new phase of acceptance and ownership of this destiny. As a camel may survive on its own supply of water in his hump, humans, too, may self-sustain in their own self-humping phase: Camel Phase.

I haven't been laid since the Bush era. I'm in camel phase by now.

by Dr. Evil 518 July 25, 2012

Camel thump

The female equivalent of a ball tap.

He camel thumped me so hard I nearly vomited.

by Mammaof3 January 11, 2019

Camel Sock

tights, leggings, jeggings, or any other type of crotch hugging tight pants that accentuate the "cam toe" / pelvic area. usually worn with ugg boots and a college sweatshirt.

Did you see that hot camel sock she was wearing?

by vsumi January 6, 2012

Suspicious Camel

A suspicious camel describes a person that misunderstands their friends and as a result does not trust them.

This distrust is usually based on opinions/ulterior motives they have which they let influence their decision-making.

Therefore they interpret many comments in strange ways unanticipated by others, and try to use their unusual insight to steer conversations onto other subjects or to discover new information they believe exists.

Ingesting raw camel liver can give humans bubonic plague. So taking anything a suspicious camel says without further suspicion can result in death.

Friend 1: I'm seeing you-know-who soon! Yay!
Friend 2: (suspiciously) Er, is this somebody you don't want me to know about?
Friend 1: No...I meant I is like going to a gig...Yeah?
Friend 2: Oh yeah. With somebody you don't want me to know about?
Friend 1: Seriously, quit being such a suspicious camel!
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(Friends are discussing a secret birthday party for Amy)
Friend: Shush, Amy's coming!
Amy: (on entering) What were you talking about? Why did you stop talking when I walked in? Oh! You're talking about my new haircut aren't you? Fine then, gossip about how UGLY I look why don't you...
Friend: That's just being a suspicious camel, Amy. You know your hair is so beautifully beautiful yet you still want me to say it?

by Zombiecookies October 4, 2010