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bumm-per-cage

a cage worn on people with massive bum's butt's.
to avoide people running inside & getting lost with the jiggle-oo people who live in theese massive arse's that need or have bumm-per-cage's.
person 105: oh my godd !
person 106: what ?
person 105: i'm so lucky melanie has to wear a bumm-per-cage, or i would of got lost, and the jiggle-oo people might have eaten me!
person 106: ohh man i no, thoos bumm-per-cages are so handy in thoose situations! :) thank god its compalsary for all fat people to have them now.
by 374342918574630594 June 17, 2009
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Caved

Daniel absolutely caved someone on FIFA!
by J Dogg SMFC May 3, 2016
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Cager Baiting

When a biker gets angry at someone in a car hoping they’ll apologize for their actions.
This biker got mad at me because they didn’t know what brakes are, but I didn’t apologize because I’m not a fan of cager baiting.
by McNiggason April 20, 2018
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Three-piece cage

Another name for for a business suit.Wore by stuck up , obnoxious little twats.
Random guy 1: Hey guys , look at that loser there
Random guy 2: yeah , thinking hes all high and mighty , wearing that three-piece cage
by Legin navillus May 8, 2010
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caked

how some1 feels after choking on too many spliffs.
highest level of toxication.
Jermain: "that draw was the shit. How u feelin fam?"
Lawrence:(after 1 minute of staring into space "...caked"
by a__man89 April 28, 2006
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Your cage

Yup, this is the part 4 I was alluding to earlier... IS it alluding? Is that the right word? I know I'm not like an award winning screenwriter or anythung but I just can't think of a better word to use..."
God "Oh your me? Oh my me. That sounds funny... But, no, yeah... The hot ones are hot and then the other ones are, like, less hot based on how close they are to the hot ones. It's like a relativity thing I'm trying... It's good."

Lucifer "Mm... Fantastic. So your orbs just sit there?"

God "Nah I'm just tossing these motherfuckers all over the place... Just slanging em..."

Lucifer "What's a moth- You know what? I don't even care. Ok. They spin, you throw them... The hot ones are hot. Got it."

God "They're not JUST hot. They shoot out little mini-orbs that bounce offa everything. That's how they get the other orbs hot."

Lucifer "Great."

God "Yup... And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones."

Lucifer "And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones and the mini-orbs bounce off them... because why would they not?"

God "Wha- no the mini-orbs can't bounce off the suction ones! They suck too hard. So, like, the mini-orbs can't get out of the suction."

Lucifer "Hoooooooo.... Hooo... Oh man... Mm... ✊️ I... am very angry with you right now and I'm sensing that you can feel it... Do you feel that right now? My rage. Boiling over."

God "Uhuh. Throw an orb. It'll make you feel better. Look. Look what happens when one of the hot ones hits the suction ones. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo. Or, waitwaitwait, two of the suction ones. Hohohohohohoho! Cool right!?"

Lucifer "Don't. Just... don't... Enjoy your cage!"

God "Aw come on, don't be mad... Oh well... Pew pew, bwomp... Orbs..."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
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Cage the woody plant

Boy 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?

Boy 2: Well I hope my girlfriend will let me cage the woody plant.
by TheBitch13 December 2, 2010
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