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butthole-itchy-itis

butthoke itching after covid 19 vaccine
John- I have butthole-itchy-itis
tim- from the covid shot
john- yes.
by jiggywiggy69 May 23, 2021
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CB (Clean Butthole)

1. noun. A term used to describe the most supreme women. You can tell a woman is CB status without ever seeing her naked. These women generally have a great ass, clearly keep everything tight and most importantly, are always clean. Makes for great ass eating and other ass endeavours.
Damn Gina, you're looking like a real CB today.

Alfonso, you're not gonna believe this girl's Instagram photos. I've never seen a C this B.

This girl I'm talking to definitely has a clean butthole. If she's not a CB I don't know who is!

Sam have you seen these TikTok thots? Definitely the next generation of CB's.

A CB (clean butthole) is the highest level of hotness a woman can achieve. Some example of this are Scarlett Johansson, Shakira, Salma Hayek, pretty much any Instagram model and now the majority of the TikTok thots.
by PapaNoPickle April 23, 2021
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butthole high-dive

To dive or take a leap toward ones anus for painful penatration, at a distance anywhere from 3 to 33ft. Figuratively or actually. More so along the lines of having to do something stupid and painful.
I feel that I'm just standing in line for a butthole high-dive in the army at times.

Josh, why did you have to butthole high-dive me last nite with tricking me into the two-hand touch with that wildabeast at the bar?
by Chacharillo February 18, 2017
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Butthole Cracker Wacker

someone who makes you mad and is a butthole cracker wacker
by morrrr September 2, 2022
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Flammin' Hot Butthole

After consuming an entire bag of the delicious Flammin' Hot Cheetos, before bed. You will arise in the morning needing to leave some wolf bait aka releasing feces. At this point you will realize that you have made a bad choice. You're rear end will then feel as if you have been inhaling, the previously stated, Flammin' Hot Cheetos, directly into you're butthole.
Kid: ahhhh, arrgggghhh, awwwww, my tender anus.

Mother: Whats wrong honey.
Kid: Too many flammin' hot cheetos
Mother:(To father) I think our son has a Flammin' hot butthole.
by Christmas Tang September 2, 2010
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Jordan's loose butthole

A hole that is very moist and loose on a man named Jordan. Aka VFT
by 1569Wheels1569 May 16, 2013
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Fist Her Butthole

The single defining factor that determines if you are gay or not. To accomplish this feat, will make you instantly straight. However until accomplished, even if you have a girlfriend, you are deemed gay.
Eric: Dude, did you fist her butthole yet?
Josh: Nah, not yet man, waiting for the right time.
Eric: Fag.
by The P-P-P-Punisher February 28, 2011
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