When a hairy female decides to be aggressive and wear a strap on, so she can fuck a boy/girl in their anus. This is called bagel in the bush because the anus is the bagel and the hairy vagina.... well is the bush.
dude1: Why are you walking like that bro?
dude2: out of nowhere lexi decided to bagel in the bush me last night!
dude1: Yo, I get it. Sara did that to me last week, I couldn't walk for 3 days.
dude2: out of nowhere lexi decided to bagel in the bush me last night!
dude1: Yo, I get it. Sara did that to me last week, I couldn't walk for 3 days.
by sparroww October 1, 2011
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Get the Prickle Bushes mug.Also known in the verb form as "Dropping Bush" Pubic hairs that are littered on a urinal or toilet seat in a public bathroom. From the Latin: * ad stillabunt rubum
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