burrito exit

Used in texting and chat as an escape route when someone is trying to obtain nude photos during sexting.

After someone asks for your pic, reply with, "so sorry, I smell my burrito burning in the microwave, I must attend to it..."

Was that dude you like trying to get tiddy pics from you again?

Yep, but I used the burrito exit and he got nuttin.

by ASortaFairyTale July 13, 2017

burrito bunny

White chick that dates Mexican or Latino men

That Mexican lovin white girl is a burrito bunny.

by Colostomy May 1, 2019

Burrito

The Worlds Greatest creation
Truly a top tier food

I Need a burrito right now

by ILikeBurritos3 September 22, 2019

Burrito nigga

A hispanic person who is chill with black people, so he is called a "burrito nigga."

where dat burrito nigga at blud?

by schoolingdeezkids September 25, 2022

fecal burrito

The fecal burrito is one of the simplest kinds of burritos to concoct. The fecal burrito consists of a freshly-evacuated log of excrement strewn out along the middle of a tortilla that is folded on top of said excrement. One may release diarrhea onto a solid piece of waste matter to give the burrito a spicy yet enjoyable taste.

That fecal burrito I ate last night really gave me the shits.

by Feces Astronaut May 13, 2012

Backwards-burrito

When some hooker is giving you a blowjob-from-behind, and you cum in her mouth and fart in her face at the same time.

Hey Fred, last night I gave my girlfriend a backwards-burrito

by Meistro bojango October 30, 2016

gang burrito

A very bad Mexican porno

we went to Jessica house and she got a gang burrito

by echo knife February 11, 2017