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Gandalf the Brown 

The first solid poo to make an appearance after a long hard fought with diarrhea, signalling that the tide has turned.

In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.

Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.
Guy 1: You coming swimming later?

Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.

*30 minutes later*

Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.
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Nina Bo’Nina Brown 

An iconic kween who competed on s9 of drag race . She won the first challenge of season nine and should of been Blac Chyna

She is also known for her ICONIC mouse entrance look
P1: OMG I love your outfit

P2: Yes , nearly as iconic as Nina Bo’Nina Brown
Nina Bo’Nina Brown by Nikjuila December 15, 2018

Kill That Brown Noise 

Stop that shit talking. When someone is talking trash, you reply with “Kill that brown noise” to end the trash talking
Person 1: Your girlfriend look like my mom
Person 2: Yo, you better kill that brown noise, homie
Kill That Brown Noise by Dennis1Josh November 12, 2019

brown noser

A person who acts favorably to his or her peers to gain stasis or fancy that will eventually be used to their advantage. Such as a raise, promotion, or acceptance in a group. Usually brown nosers will do anything to gain the approval of their person of choice. These people can also be described as losers because they can’t work for what they want, instead they play dirty and butter-up the boss/teacher/peer into getting what they want. Another word for this person is a shoe shiner or a rough translation of brown noser in Spanish is, an eye licker.
"Whoa, didya see jimmy washing the principal's car?? He's such a brown noser..."
brown noser by Chacha June 18, 2004

Brown Boy 

An ethnic male used to do menial tasks that generally involves labor.
We gotta get a shit load of trenches dug today, let's go down to the corner and pick up a couple Brown Boys.
Brown Boy by Ball333 November 21, 2013

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

A popular sentence that uses all the letters in the english alphabet, a phrase called a panagram. Due to its shortness and coherence, it has become widely known and is often used in visual arts.
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" is commonly uses to display font samples.
A governor of a Great Planes state who soils himself like a baby pandering to teabaggers.
The governor of Kansas is such a Brownback; the teabaggers eat it all up.
Brownback by ChukWiseGuy February 26, 2011