Gaige Battersby

A great guy who everybody likes. He is the reincarnation of god himself and will punish those who disobey him.

I sure do love Gaige Battersby

by IncognitoSaint March 16, 2021

Finger Batter

If you don’t wash your hands enough after you ejaculate from masturbating, the semen will dry in the webbings of your fingers with a smegma like appearance

I got finger batter (finger-batter) on my hands

by booboochoochoo April 6, 2021

More better

When someone is saying something is better and you win by saying more better.

“Aaron you have a better mic now!”
“Aaron’s mic is more better!”

by More better April 11, 2021

Pussy batter

The accumulation on the fingers after vigorous masturbation

She was so excited my hand was dripping with pussy batter

by Altrace July 15, 2021

Car Batteries

A type of battery that's used in cars and is said to be harmless and even beneficial to the fish if it's disposed in the ocean

According to Google, "Throwing car batteries into the ocean is perfectly safe and in fact is actually beneficial for aquatic life!"

by DontBelieveMyDefinitionsFFS September 27, 2021

Bussy Batter

Term used to describe the contents of ones bussy. This can be a wide variety of things: Lube, Spit, Feces, urine, Semen, etc.

Damn Jim's cookin up some mean bussy batter after that train.

by BigHairyFootLong October 6, 2021

Reassurance Battery

A person in a relationship who is to relieve anxiety frequently. And is prodded until they run out of battery, which results in them giving up until they recharge.

Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Do you still love me?
Battery: Yes
Her: Do you hate me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: I give up...
(Reassurance Battery depleted needs recharging)

by Tired-MoFo September 14, 2022