Barney Boobs

When someone tie-dyes their sports bra and wears it without washing it first, causing the dyes to come off of the bra and onto their boobs, resulting in multicolored breasts. This term only applies when the sports bra was tie-dyed green and purple and maybe a little bit blue.

Erin got quite the barney boobs from her newly dyed sports bra.

by Goooooooogle April 8, 2010

boobs

large mounds of fat that guys are infactuated with

OH MY GOD! LOOK AT HER BOOBS! THEYRE SO GREAT!
its just fat..

by skinnytits July 21, 2011

Perfect Boobs

1) The one thing that keeps getting better and better as technology and boobs get more advanced and bigger, respectively.

2) Something us guys are obsessed with ;)

Vincent: Dude look at her, Chandler!
Chandler: Yeah, I know! She has perfect boobs!

by ThatGuyFromDownTheStreet March 16, 2011

boobs itch

when you're boobs feel all itchy. and then you must itch them.

karen-hey mike my boobs itch.
mike-then scratch them.
karen-ok.

by karenkaboodle July 31, 2006

chicken boobs

girl with saggy small tits

look at that girl with deflated boobs, they look like chicken boobs

by ninjablue December 9, 2003

Boobs

Two Squishy Fat-Lumps On The Women's Body That Produce Milk To Feed Innocent Little Babies That Are Prone To Cancer, Stretch-Marks, and Other Abnormalities.

Guy1#: Dude, Look At Her Boobs! I totally wanna blow my load all over those sweater puppies!
Girl: You are disgusting, These are for children's nourishment, not for your disgusting manly wanton sexual advances. Yours are bigger than mine anway.

by PatchWorkRamenBug March 29, 2010

boobs-drunk

When drunk, the tendency to perceive a woman as attractive due to the size of her breasts regardless of any other feature (except the presence of a penis or other significant deformation)

Guy 1: Hey did you see the girl Danny went home with last night?

Guy 2: Yeah.Her tits are huge, but she's fat and ugly. He MUST have been boobs-drunk

by Kegeltheelf October 11, 2011