Baseball boobs

When a guy uses his dick to hit a girls boobs back and forth.

I can't believe she let me play baseball boobs with her last night!

by TranceItUp December 7, 2009

false boobs

when the bra a girl is wearing makes her boobs appear good sized, until you take it off and discover they really are not.

i didn't let him take off my bra because it gives me false boobs.

by metdizzle December 3, 2007

boob meat

muscle surrounding the mammary glands creating the fleshy part of the breast

That's some nice tastin boob meat

by ginger_poo August 25, 2008

Boob-Crush

When someone has a crush on a female for her large amazing breasts, rather than actually caring about her.

Matt admired Mary simply for those DD's on her chest, he never really liked her, he just simply had a Boob-Crush on her.

by Bob the Boob Man November 16, 2009

man boobs

Man boobs can grow from eating too much male chicken meat... The chickens are injected with a hormone that makes their breasts grow, which means there is more meat on them when they're slaughtered, so they can get a better profit from selling them. But the hormone remains in the meat, so when blokes eat it, they grow man boobs.

If a woman eats it, it's a good thing. If a man eats it, well just look at craig from big brother... Nasty

by Trampy August 14, 2005

boob block

someone who prevents another from seeing boobs

Her dad is such a boob block, he pranced in just as Meg was about to remove her shirt and share the melon.

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Drunken Diane was about to take her shirt off when her boyfriend walked in and stopped her, what a boob block.

by Roux and JD April 8, 2006

man boobs

A wrestler who just got added to the WWE roster recently, goes by the alias Big Daddy V.

"Damn - that fuckers got bigger tits than Tera Patrick"
"Yeah, he calls himself Big Daddy V and wins most of his matches by sitting on people. He's got the biggest set of man boobs I've ever seen. They should make him wear a bra, not those stupid suspenders"

Any massively fat cuntox, who is so fat they've grown tits, but unfortunately for all the BBW websites, they were born A MAN!!

by kissmyshiny October 21, 2007