Blanket Derping

To derp indiscriminately. To derp without control.
Have you seen my derp face? I was blanket derping in English class.
by FedoraWithFeathers March 01, 2012
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Measles covered blanket

When an English girl shits on your chest and brings you bean toast in bed
I gave johnathan a mean measles covered blanket this morning before I left for work.
by FBS69 January 06, 2022
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dip in a blanket

A home made cigarette made by rolling a piece of toilet paper and a pinch of skoal dip together.
Brooooo, stop smoking that dip in a blanket.
by Ilovetherollyboi May 11, 2018
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heroin blanket

A blanket with many burn holes from cigarettes from passing out.

May also be caused by blunts.

Passing out causes may be from being too drunk, too stoned or just by using heroin.

Most commonly seen in heroin communities--

Is not limited to blankets. Heroin shorts/pants are common as well.
Why don't you throw away that heroin blanket? There's no way it can keep you warm with all those holes.
by &n0n August 10, 2017
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Choad in a Blanket

his choad in a blanket was so stumpy his foreskin looked like 5skin dripping off a tuna can!
by the grim preacher December 26, 2016
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Vietnamese blanket trick

Vietnamese women are known, far and wide for their sexual prowess.
In the Vietnamese Blanket Trick, a man and a woman are wrapped in a blanket whilst engaging in sex. The woman is then able to bring the man to orgasm simply through the use of her vaginal muscles.
You ain't had sex if you've never experienced the Vietnamese Blanket Trick.
by Bien there November 21, 2022
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Pigs in blankets

A food that consists of small sausages wrapped in bacon. It is eaten in Britain lots.
Guy 1: dude what did you have for breakfast today?
Guy 2: I had pigs in blankets, they were so good!
by Jkl66710 October 15, 2017
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