Lez Behan

Born in Honalulu, Hawaii, Lez Behan was a waitress at a popular bar called "TICIT-B," also known as "There Is Cyanide In the Beer." On one fateful night, The View cast from three years ago arrived to become exceedingly drunk and eventually pummel each other with broken chair legs. Lez was the waitress for their table. She arrived with their orders, and when Rosie O'Donnell's eyes met Lez's, it was all over. From then on, she was known as a literal Lez Behan.

Butch #1: Have you seen Lez Behan lately?
Butch #2: Nah, I heard she's been in hangin' around O'Donnell letely.

by Doctor Lucifer October 22, 2009

Hoe Behavior

When somebody is exhibiting hoe-like tendencies, but has not slept/been with the people included.

Kayla: “Have you seen Martha rubbing all over Matthew?”

Jennifer: “Yeah, that’s hoe behavior.”

by caviarinyourcavity June 11, 2022

No weed left behind!!

You know no child left behind yea fuck that all bud will be smoked tf u doing leaving weed behind dumbass smh- E.L

Pothead1: You ready too go.
Pothead2: Bro u gonna just leave the weed u dropped rolling?
Pothead1: nah imma dust it off.
Pothead2: you ungrateful bitch! NO WEED LEFT BEHIND!!

by Kidd louie August 9, 2017

rodef chasing a behama

When a man or women chases an animal and attempts to stick any of his/her sexual organs (P, V, nose) into one of hte animals hooles (anal, vaginal, oral, nasal, earal, blowhole (only in the case of a dolphin)

Hey andrew, i heard yeseterday u attempted to rodef evans frog.

by ENEMAN June 22, 2006

Ass Behonker Clown

A type of Clown originated in the east African tundra of northern North Pole. This certain type of Clown has a tendancy to Ass Behonk throught the year as a mating call.

An Ass Behonk is a type of Fart that is continual, like breathing, making an almost musical tune with every exhale.

"wow bob, did you see that Ass Behonker Clown, that was one hell of a behonking we got back there!"

"yeah earl, but I am just happy we didnt get raped by homosexual lesbian vagina penis's, the Ass Behonker Clown's main food source!"

by Nave September 29, 2005

Behold the Gates

1. A group of small male children who enjoy the ballsacks of other small male children on their upper lip, right under (but not touching), their noses.

2. A general group of douche bags.

1. You guys just make one big BTG. (Behold the Gates)

by Bazz the Pokemon wRANGLER March 25, 2009

Behooved

Shocked, astonished, astounded, baffled, flabbergasted, BLOWN AWAY !

I am BEHOOVED by that .

by Sah1 October 18, 2019