Batpenis

Winged creature of legend said to soar the dark skies in search of fresh victims to drain of blood. Commonly attributed to the over-eroticism of the vampire mythos, this phallus of the order Chiroptera has origins dating back to the mid 1600s when colonial Americans would light candles outside the door of virgins to protect them from his nocturnal rampages.

Be careful when walking at night - Batpenis might attack you!

by J. Quentin September 5, 2003

battenberg

Something jeffery said....

Yo jeffery what you on about

Battenberg bro

by Ggggggffg May 31, 2016

Bartentard

Someone who works behind a bar and has very little knowledge of their job, beer, wine, or alcohol in general.

"This bartentard only charged me $2.50 for this Southern Tier Unearthly, he thought it was a Yuengling!"

by 814DH May 28, 2009

Battery Operated Boy

A vibrator.

or B.O.B

I don't need a real boyfriend, I have my battery operated boy.

by Davee Baca December 15, 2008

batted

ugly, broken, used, busted; orignally coined describing some batted hookers on Bourbon Street, New Orleans. Can be used in multiple forms as described below.

(adj) That's one batted bitch!
(v) We batted that ho!
(n) I just saw batted walking up the block!
(adv) She's batted!

by HSP January 7, 2007

Batter Up

A drinking technique: the act of taking three shots in quick succession. Usually done by more than one person at a time, for friendly competition. Works fast, obviously.

If she pulls another batter up, she's going to be on the floor in a matter of minutes.

I've never gone a batter up with him before, but I hear he holds it well.

by Dancinfetus November 7, 2008

Swing batter, Swing

While receiving a blow job, just before the point of ejaculation, quickly pull your penis out of her mouth, and swing your body so that your penis hits her like a baseball bat, as you ejaculate. If you knock her over, it is considered a double. If you knock her unconscious, it is a home run.

Variation: Oral Piñata

I'm going to swing batter, swing that bitch tonight.

Are you gonna go for a home run?

Oh hell yes.

by JR DB December 16, 2009