Hot air balloon

The sexual act of chewing an excess amount of bubblegum, blowing a bubble around your partner's penis, then jerking them off so they nut inside the bubble.

"Dude, my dad just Hot air ballooned himself into boyfriend status"

by Kicks43 May 22, 2020

California Hot Air Balloon

The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth. Then immediately creating a seal between her mouth and your anus. The next step is to fart thus inflating her cheeks like a balloon.

Dude I gave me Ashlee a California Hot Air Balloon last night!

by Teleflux September 11, 2021

Balloon trunks

When your boner creates air pockets in your shorts while you’re in a pool or

FUCK DUDE I GOT BALLOON TRUNKS BECAUSE ELF THIS DAMN BONER

by Doritoking13 August 17, 2019

Blood balloon

A dick. A dick is basically all blood.

I’m gonna give Cindy my blood balloon if she keeps wearing that dress

by PseudoNympho666 December 26, 2018

Fluorescent balloon

A fat policeman (primarily in the UK). Usually traffic.

Look at that fluorescent balloon booking that guy over there. Too many fucking donuts.

by Monkeystrangler August 31, 2013

Glue balloons

We should add it.

N.
1. Testicles that stick to the side of the leg (such as in humid weather)

2. Testicles that “glue” you between two rooms because you slammed the door on them

I’m seeing stars, I’m losing air
Sound the alarm, Bring me a chair

I’m caught between two different rooms

That door just crushed my glue balloons

by Glue Balloons June 12, 2024

Portuguese water balloon

The act of urinating into a woman’s vagina during intercourse.

“ I am going to give you a Portuguese water balloon, if you complain one more time!”

by Twistedmed141 October 27, 2023