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A horror game based on a nightmare about a hot air balloon that is used for eyesight testing ( like the picture bellow ) And btw yes i do know that the plot is really weirdvand to be honest i can't argue w that.
keniN3wbie: The nightmare of the air Balloon is a good game, i played with 20fps but its good, looks like a smoker sees.
by Your bob September 1, 2022
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Hot air balloon

When a fart escapes into the vagina and then has to be refarted
I had a seriose hot air balloon today, it had me seriously worrie
by Mr.goodnight May 30, 2018
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ballooning

A very intense, surprising sexual act to be engaged in by one partner equipped with a penis (surprisee) and another partner equipped with at least one non-oral cavity (surpriser). Useful for lazy Sundays, (and/or on sleeping partners who do not see the act coming pause... phrasing that have given prior consent to such acts), this act forgoes foreplay for forceful fornication, foreshadowing formidable forays forevermore. To engage in ballooning, the surpriser discretely acquires a penis (attached to the surprisee) at maximum flaccidity and proceeds to pack the penis, in whatever manner necessary, into the orifice, then allowing the surprisee (and their penis) to awaken from within surpriser's non-oral cavity. The packing process may include, but is not limited to, folding, scrunching, rolling, shoving, tucking, vacuuming, and/or fingering.

For maximum efficiency while initiating ballooning, the following criteria is ideal: a loose non-oral cavity, a small member (preferably growers, not showers), a quantity of slippy juice that walks the line between ease of entry and undesired arousal of the surprisee's penis prior to the act of engorgement. Note: the surpriser may be aroused before, during, and after the events of ballooning- arousal is recommended to further enhance the ballooning experience.

If the penis ever engorges beyond 15% erect before entry into the non-oral cavity, ballooning is no longer the correct term for said act. See surprise sex.
Tootsie the Clown™ came over and made balloon animals for the kids. He fell asleep in his clown car after the party, so I surprised him with a ballooning in my Arby's pastrami sandwich.
by Arby's Pastrami Sandwich January 26, 2024
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blood balloon

"I need to get more blood balloons because my period is starting."
by jolfstenberg December 6, 2015
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Baghdad balloon

When you are served dates and you let one rip from excitement while being tea bagged by a hooker.
Dude, you shouldn't have sent me dates, I did a Baghdad balloon on that hooker when I saw them.

Hey dude... That strip club down the street serves dates... I gave that bitch a Baghdad balloon.
by Trashbagbanger December 8, 2010
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balloon

i raped your balloon last night
by yo bithc December 19, 2021
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Barbie balloons

Dude, did you see Margaret’s barbie balloons? They’re so big and beautiful!
by Catgirlsixtynyaan May 31, 2023
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