Bald Florida Man

Some guy they call FitMC. He plays Minecraft and Pumps Iron.

"Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 27, 2020

Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness

A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.

Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.

by Bunsdads June 5, 2019

Bald

Bald means shitty and bad

You're being so bald right now

by ifyoureadthisurbad January 21, 2021

bald short baby

nico

nico is a bald short baby

by ilovemayo March 31, 2019

Bald

A man who is called badboyhalo

That bald person hates the number 14

by Modnation Gang Leader November 13, 2020

Bald Booguinnea

Someone with very short hair (usually shaved), that is considered desirable and sexy. A bald booguinnea is sure to turn the heads of many and allure those who seek a sexy baldie.

"He/she is one fine bald booguinnea!"
"I need me some bald booguinnea lovin'!"

by Guapchaser6832 April 6, 2023

Hayleigh’s bald spot

Hayleigh’s bald spot is a chunk of hair missing from her head near the front of her hairline. We wish Hayleigh the best on finding a cure for her balding. You may also experience a similar situation to Hayleigh’s balding if you are either; Old, Tall, Pink, or Hayleigh.

Dumb person: “Hey! What’s that on your head?”
Not-dumb person: “Oh, that’s just my bald spot that’s almost identical to Hayleigh’s bald spot!”

by Tweakerbitch98fanpage September 9, 2021