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(noun)
1. A notorious crew of hairless degenerates who were forged in the flashing lights, multiballs, and tilts of pinball machines. Originally just a handful of chrome-domed flipper fiends, the Balds of Fury evolved into a full-blown cult of arcade chaos — fueled by beer, bragging rights, and the eternal hunt for “just one more game.”
2. Known to descend upon bars and arcades like a shiny-headed biker gang (but with quarters instead of chains), their natural habitat is anywhere a steel ball can ricochet off bumpers while they yell things like “House ball!” or “Jackpot!” loud enough to scare civilians.
3. While they’ve since expanded into trivia, pool, and wing-night dominance, pinball remains their sacred ground — every flipper flip a prayer, every drain a tragedy, every high score a victory etched in legend.
(noun)
1. A notorious crew of hairless degenerates who were forged in the flashing lights, multiballs, and tilts of pinball machines. Originally just a handful of chrome-domed flipper fiends, the Balds of Fury evolved into a full-blown cult of arcade chaos — fueled by beer, bragging rights, and the eternal hunt for “just one more game.”
2. Known to descend upon bars and arcades like a shiny-headed biker gang (but with quarters instead of chains), their natural habitat is anywhere a steel ball can ricochet off bumpers while they yell things like “House ball!” or “Jackpot!” loud enough to scare civilians.
3. While they’ve since expanded into trivia, pool, and wing-night dominance, pinball remains their sacred ground — every flipper flip a prayer, every drain a tragedy, every high score a victory etched in legend.
• “Don’t challenge the Balds of Fury to pinball unless you’re ready to be blinded by scalp glare and humiliated on the leaderboard.”
• “I thought it was just one bald guy playing pinball… then six more appeared out of nowhere. Classic Balds of Fury ambush.”
• “Some say the Balds of Fury were born when a Stern machine tilted too hard and the universe decided hair wasn’t necessary.”
• “I thought it was just one bald guy playing pinball… then six more appeared out of nowhere. Classic Balds of Fury ambush.”
• “Some say the Balds of Fury were born when a Stern machine tilted too hard and the universe decided hair wasn’t necessary.”
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Get the Balds of Fury mug.A single word, used by Yorgos Lanthimos. For the film Bugonia (2025), the director asked composer Jerskin Fendrix to create the film score in advance of production. Lanthimos did not provide the script, instead giving Fendrix only four key words to work with: "Bees. Basement. Spaceship. Emily-bald."
Producer and actor Emma Stone, whose real name is Emily, and whose head was shaved on camera during the film, has argued that "emily-bald" is in fact two words. However, Lanthimos insists that it is one word, and further claims that he only gave Fendrix four words, and not five.
Producer and actor Emma Stone, whose real name is Emily, and whose head was shaved on camera during the film, has argued that "emily-bald" is in fact two words. However, Lanthimos insists that it is one word, and further claims that he only gave Fendrix four words, and not five.
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Get the emily-bald mug.Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.
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