Fish Bait

Jail bait located at an aquarium.

"Steve don't touch that it's fish bait!"

by yourwelcome1088 December 21, 2009

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Schrodinger's Bait

A comment or internet post of such unbelievably idiotic origins that the the poster must then wait to see what the reaction is before deciding if it is truly what he believes or if he has "baited" all of the people responding negatively.
Like Schrodinger's Cat is both alive and dead until the box is opened and the observer sees which one it is, Schrodinger's Bait is both genuine and a prank until the post is up and the creator has to start cleaning up the pile of shit he let loose.

That's not a "hot take", that's Schrodinger's Bait.

by Hugh Mungo April 7, 2022

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Whale bait

Guys and girl that unconsciously attract fat people.

Apparently I'm whale bait because last night all the fat girls were trying to flirt with me.

by austin89 January 16, 2016

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Noob Bait

a very inexperienced and gullible individual who says things that dirty things without realizing it

Guy: omg your soo dumb frick

Gurl: well your a prick
Guy: thats really dirty.

Gurl: NOOO its not...im going to look it up

Gurl: oh wow i TOTTALY didnt mean it like that!

Guy: omg that hilarious your such a NOOB BAIT!

by Wes;) November 9, 2011

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Bait Syndrome

When YouTube videos use NSFW Clickbait to get back views their videos once had.

“Wow, shitpost status videos are suffering from Bait Syndrome.”

by Mattok101 January 8, 2021

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Fate Baiting

Confidently proclaiming something will not happen, in the hope that by declaring it won’t happen, you’ll coerce fate into actually making it happen.

“Listen man, I just know there’s no way I’ll score this weekend but just in case, I'm fate baiting”

or

“I know for sure I won’t pass that exam next week but just in case here's a fate bait”

by travors June 9, 2010

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