Semen Bagel

Probably self-explanatory but it could be like those shit-gay pissass fricking crappy words that something completely different than what they look like...

What the fuck is a Semen Bagel?

by Tsudo-Nymphomaniac November 5, 2020

bagel dick

Where one shoves a bagel through their dick.

James just fucked the bagel, he has bagel dick!

by KungFoy November 13, 2017

Bagel

Pussy

Sharon: "'My bagel is bleeding'" means I'm on my period, Zeke.

by Jemima24 June 22, 2016

anti bagel

A twat that does not like bagels typically named Scott

Scott is such an anti bagel fag

by Anti Anti bagel January 17, 2023

Fluffing up the bagel

Its basically just making your pussy wet and talented for bed

"Are you fluffing up the bagel darling?" My husband that is 6 feet and has a 9 inch dick said

by 99peopleinaroom September 12, 2020

Bagel

Someone who is watching porn but says they are looking at bagels

“What are you watching there?”
“Bagels”

by Bob90684 October 11, 2023

Slamming bagels

A Chinese bagel restaurant made to sell bagels and tea.

Hello want to go to slamming bagels?

by Ji jo November 30, 2019