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Brandon

Brandon is a kind and intelligent boy who lives to do things with passion. He is good in bed and loves to show effection. Brandon will always be faithful and never let you down. Brandon's are the best type of boyfriends. But he's not just a good boyfreind he's is my freind and is always there to listen however there is rumours that's some Brandon's have an attention span of a horney duck🦆. I love you Brandon love from your boyfriends Mark xx
Him: you single?
Me: no

Him: who are you dating?
Me: I'm dating a Brandon 😍😍
by Top of bottom? 101 January 23, 2020
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No neck Thumb thumb lookin dude that wears the same shorts every day because nothing else fits and loves breaking condoms
That Guys a total Brandon
by KokoKL June 4, 2018
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Brandon is the fattest guy you will ever meet Brandon acts like an eboy he can not be trusted and is lazy
by Brandonseen August 2, 2020
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Brandon is a fresh african who sings to god everyday. He is usually the type of person to eat someones ass and never talk to them again. Brandon is the best person to hang with but the smelliest one.
Brandon is a retard
by penismuncher_123 March 1, 2020
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a rude guy. never trust a brandon.
sunshine: i love brandon
brandon: *kisses girl in front of sunshine*
by hiangelinahehe May 28, 2019
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The act of being creepy around girls and asking for snaps. Don’t be a Brandon
Guy:Hey can I get your snap

Girl:I guess I don’t really like you

Guy: I love you bee my girlfriend
Girl: block
Girl to her friends eww this guy was being a total Brandon
by Big nasty 69 October 30, 2019
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Is most definitely a Leo and homosexual. Probably got divorced (if married) because of commitment issues and cheated way too much.
“Did you hear? Brandon’s getting a divorce because he cheated too much; his husband now has to go to therapy because of the emotional trauma.”
by Heyfuckface November 29, 2019
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