elastic asshole

When someone's asshole needs little to no preparation prior to sticking something inside it.

Friend 1: I have an elastic asshole!

Friend 2: What? How does that even work?

Friend 1: Well, while most people's assholes require a great deal of time, different size anal toys, and lube to be stretched out enough to fuck, mine only needs a little lube and maybe a finger for a couple seconds!

Friend 2: Well, I guess I'm never getting that image out of my head

by AliceInWonderland_55 January 24, 2017

Flaming Asshole

Originating in New Zealand, this Kiwi original includes utilizing a long piece of toilet tissue, placing one end between buttock cheeks, with pants and undergarments down around ankles. The participant then lights the other end on fire, and then runs across the venue, hoping the flame does not reach the buttocks.

I lost a bet and had to do a flaming asshole at my cousin's wedding.

by Pool bitch January 5, 2022

Sympathetic Asshole

A person who is deeply compassionate for others yet cannot stand incompetence or idiocy even though it occurs all around them. This results in a complete dick who feels terrible about things they do every day but cannot stop them.

girl:Hey so who was Hitler again, I missed the lesson on it.
Sympathetic Asshole:You are fucking retarded, why did your parents fornicate to produce something as retarded as you?

10 minutes later
Sympathetic Asshole:Damn I feel bad about cussing that girl out.

by Sympathetic Asshole November 19, 2010

Asshole Antlion

1.It's the embodiment of asshole no one can ever come close to how much of an asshole, Asshole Antlion is. 2.That one asshole that's always there, especially in Youtube comments. 3.A person that's a professional at grabbing ass. 4.A person that's born an asshole no rhyme nor reason just wants to burn the world with their stupidity.

Random guy:Someone was just an asshole for no reason.
Random guy:What an asshole antlion.

by The dankest man handler August 9, 2017

blue asshole

Being a dick and also sad at the same time

Wow you can be such a blue asshole sometimes!

by largebread July 5, 2017

Asshole Exorcism

The act of your body evicting tainted food from your guts.

I KNEW we shouldn't have gone to that mobile taco truck after the bar. My guts are rolling and I'm going to have to perform an Asshole Exorcism as soon as we get home.

by Bulldog August 3, 2012

reverse assholing

When someone comes at you sideways but then gets all bent out of shape when you respond with attitude.

When someone tries to act like you're the problem in the situation but really they started it.

'Well you don't need to be a dick about it'
'Bitch you came at me with attitude, stop reverse assholing'

by NotAlice July 13, 2017