Bald Kenneth

This name means that this man is a very sexy man with a long cock! This term means that this man is either bald or buzzcut, and at any time is ready to rail every woman in town. Kenneth is a very yummy man with a bald head and poon!

Hey man it’s another bald Kenneth again!

by Laurencewilliamscumsock January 25, 2021

Bald Twatty Bastard

A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.

He had an affair. What a bald twatty bastard!

by ACL.15 June 19, 2025

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

Something you say when youre not happy about something or if youre annoyed

*dude kills you in fortnite*
You : dude Im literally going bald and diabteic rn!!

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

by Cjaydedj January 28, 2019

mentally bald

when people are funny, they can't have anything on their heads so when they are being funny they are mentally bald.

Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson make a good comedy pairing because they're both mentally bald as well.

by Pneumococcal0 April 15, 2025

the bald squad

the best trio on armyblink twt

the bald squad is funny asf

by my name starts with a N October 27, 2020

Erase Bald

A corny hair growth spray jk Erase Bald is a pro at rocket league player and hes better than your dog

Broo Erase Bald is So good at Rocket League? IKR i wanna suck his cock

by kvoji December 20, 2021

Bald Head Scoot

A person who gets on your nerves or usually associated with common slang.

man i can't stand that girl thats why she is a bald head scoot.

by Cheeko23 April 7, 2011