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bald fraud

1) Pep Guardiola
2) Any bald football coach

The term "bald fraud" is jokingly used among football fans to describe bald coaches, especially if they have exhibited signs of fraudulence.

The term originated on Reddit, specifically the subreddit r/soccer, and was originally addressed to Pep Guardiola.

The rival manager José Mourinho claimed in 2014 that Guardiola was bald because he didn't enjoy his job and was constantly stressed. "When you enjoy what you do, you don't lose your hair. Pep Guardiola is bald. He doesn't enjoy football." Mourinho made that remark in jest, as he often does with other managers.

Guardiola was known to be a control freak at his clubs, and sometimes appeared to be in distress, although that was just his management style. The "fraud" part also came from the fact that he (at the time) hadn't been able to replicate his success with Barcelona with his subsequent clubs, despite spending millions on transfers.

Guardiola later won big with Manchester City, but the meme still stuck.

It has since been applied to other bald managers who have exhibited fraudulent behavior.

Example of fraudulence include:

1) Losing an important game (Guardiola vs Ancelotti in 2022 and 2024)
2) Underperforming (Ten Hag)
3) Achieving results that feel undeserved by playing ugly football or low possession (Allegri)

Managers who have been defined as bald frauds:

Jorge Sampaoli
Max Allegri
Erik Ten Hag
Maurizio Sarri
Stefano Pioli
Zinédine Zidane
Luciano Spalletti
"Did you see Juventus won that game 1-0 with 23% possession?"
"I know, man, Allegri is such a bald fraud"
by Zaino89 June 7, 2024
mugGet the bald fraudmug.

Balding Sswoup

Little nonce with no hair
Omg that’s Balding Sswoup he has no hair
by TheDadWhoNeverCameBack February 25, 2021
mugGet the Balding Sswoupmug.

National bald head day

Hey it’s national bald head day expose ha bald ass
by Bucketgetta November 19, 2019
mugGet the National bald head daymug.

Bald Oikawa

a bald ass mf from some anime
man 1: hey bro its bald oikawa

man 2: wow he looks so dumb
by hotdog the boi December 20, 2020
mugGet the Bald Oikawamug.

bald wookie

A hairless chump that has vocal impairment that screams complete and utter fucking dribble everyday.
Look at that homeless man, what a bald wookie or;

Look at the bald wookie he's talking to a wall again
by narambae August 24, 2016
mugGet the bald wookiemug.

You’re bald

Stupid, ignorant, not knowing what the fuck 2+2 means.
Hey ump that call was terrible you’re bald!!
by Karen Krusty August 29, 2020
mugGet the You’re baldmug.

Bald bastard

The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure
His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried
by Dat laddy July 26, 2022
mugGet the Bald bastardmug.

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