The Ancestor's Battlecry: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to peri anal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Ancestor's Battlecry: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

egg ache

When you’ve been eating too much egg for breakfast and you get tired of them, seemingly disgusted by them for a brief period of time.

“Hey man want me to make some scrambled eggs for you?”

“Nah, I can’t do egg right now, I got the egg ache.”

by Poooola February 20, 2026

cummy ache

When you feel a pinch in your ballsack.

Maddie: Damn I have a cummy ache (pinch in ballsack)
John: What the fuck

by Maath June 21, 2025

Mondays in Alchemy

The place to be when you're too old for Wezz and too young for Coppers.

No matter who you are or where you're from, in Alchemy there is always a happy, happy ending.

Catherine: "Its a Monday night, and im GAGGING for it, whats a girl to do?

Orla: "Looks like its Mondays in Alchemy tonight so!!"

by G20ification September 5, 2011

Reality-TV-Ache

A head ache which occurs after watching too many hours of reality television.

Person one: What's up, bro?

Person two: I watched too much Jersey Shore, now I have a reality-TV-ache.

Person one: I hate those!

by PurpleHampster November 27, 2012

My pockets ache

Having too much anal sex that your butt hurts

Girl, list night was so great that my pockets ache now!!

by Banannaboo33 September 12, 2017

Coder’s Ache

Symptoms include:

Eye strain
Headache
Knuckle pain
Neck pain
Back pain
Wrist pain

Man I worked so hard last night on that new program, I gave myself coder’s ache.

by Mr. McManigal August 21, 2018