Phallus-teen

Palestinian youth, in reference to the demographic structure and phallic shape of the Gaza strip.

From the cry-me-a-river to the seethe, Phallus-teen will REEEEE.

by j637man February 3, 2024

Baby Teen

A teenager with a baby face. Odds are they act like they are 9. Typically, they are the most annoying fucks on the face of the planet. Acts like a golden retriever. Typically are named Matt.

Oh my god! That Baby Teen is here. My night is ruined!

by Mr. Daydream December 5, 2023

easily influenced teen

a tiktok kid ranging from ages 12-14 who buys grwm headbands, shops at sephora for drunk elephant and uses aave in their everyday life

girl: “omg yasss you ate that right up girlypop slayyy!!!”

person: what’s wrong with her?

person 2: oh she’s just an easily influenced teen. it’s ok as long as she stops making skincare smoothies in ulta….

by harryslefttoenail April 6, 2023

gina teen

some name this irish guy i was talking to said to me when he was drunk

i’m joy in

not ok

gina teen

by toothlessgaglessthroatfuck November 6, 2021

Teen Programmer

Programmers starting their careers too early. Always fits with the narrative that teens always have BO.

Friend 1: "Oh wait, you're a teen programmer?"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"

by Hydrogen Goose September 18, 2020

teen brain

Teen brains are the kind of brain that you once had during the onset of puberty until as late as your 20th birthday. This kind of brain makes the newly sexually active teen seek emotionally charged activities, thus increasing risk-taking behavior. Furthermore, MRI devices has also revealed that while the adults were using their prefrontal cortex to understand the expressions, teens were using their amygdala. The amygdala is responsible for inducing emotions and impulses, not logic and rational reasoning. In conclusion, while it is true that the size of our brains doesn’t change much beyond our 6th birthday, its under-the-hood workings are not done developing until the age of 25.

During my teen years, my brain was all about impulse and emotion; I often made decisions based on how I felt instead of thinking them through—classic teen brain behavior!

by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025

teen

A word invented by pedophiles to justify their lustful desires.

I can finally have my way with her/him now that he/she is a teen.

by AceLeRoux September 11, 2021