Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”

by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024

sleep stroking

The act of stroking another's genitalia while sleeping in bed. Another nocturnal activity similar to sleep walking. The "sleep stroker" may pretend to be asleep or actually asleep.

I didn't touch you without consent, I swear I was sleep stroking!

by Dr. Sleep August 18, 2021

Stroke Inducing

(Verb) The act of making hard anal love on stage to the song Silent Night in front of a paying audience.

Last night Shannon rocked my world by stroke inducing me.

by Franclitus May 11, 2022

Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis

I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!

by buttfart33 November 30, 2023

Stroking the Cannoli

Masturbation, specifically for males.

Dude, i was Stroking the Cannoli yesterday and it felt pretty good.

by penissemen October 12, 2019

Heat stroke

Something I get too close to having every fucking summer.
Usually comes with mosquito bites and back to school crap.

I don’t get what summer does that makes these people so happy. All it gives me is mosquito bites and heat stroke.

by CurledPawsAndStuff August 12, 2022

Four Stroke Little Twister

The act of missing four strokes on a golf course, getting angry, and twisting a penis.

"How was yall's round of golf?"
"It was alright but Conor had a rough go, he blew up on the 18th and gave himself a four stroke little twister."

by Collations May 4, 2025