A system of beliefs that is followed by a mass of people. The most common religion is Christianity, which follows the Christian god. Many Christians will resort to the bible to help them get out of arguments for free. Cherry-picking the bible is also very common amongst Christians.
by Sciissor May 2, 2022
Get the Religionmug. 
Something stupid that was made by humans to give an explanation on stuff they couldn't explain because they didn't have enough knowledge.
It also caused many war, conflict and death.
It also caused many war, conflict and death.
Somewere in middle ages
-Oh no! The ground is shaking!
-Must be because of those (random) person! BURN THEM!!!
Today, in a history class:
Teacher: And that happened because of Religion
-Oh no! The ground is shaking!
-Must be because of those (random) person! BURN THEM!!!
Today, in a history class:
Teacher: And that happened because of Religion
by ALi♠️ April 25, 2022
Get the Religionmug. Yep... Totally thing Joe Rogan said and not me. I'm not the guy who said initially the things that people are being aggrandized for saying.
Hym "No, you're right news lady. It was him. The atheist religion thing? And not me Hym but him, him who said the profound thing. The guy who thinks the sun is fire beat me to the punch 3 fucking years after I said it. No. I'm clearly worse than a fucking retard. And not that retard but the actual retard. I guess now we know that he was just better all along. How do we know he's not just better? He is! Clearly I'm just confused. But you can't fucking blame me for being confused because I'm worse than a fucking retard and have been all along."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
Get the Atheist religionmug. A Mormon or former Mormon who has really good physical genes but may or may not have mental abnormalities
by Ingredients January 27, 2022
Get the True religion genesmug. This is the religion of Kageyama Tobio. We worship and pray to Kageyama. We also drink milk (angrily) to feel blessed by his existence. Holy water never heard of that it's holy milk.
Pray Kageyama my friend
Drink holy milk and stay hydrated
Become a part of the friendly kagodyama religion.
Drink holy milk and stay hydrated
Become a part of the friendly kagodyama religion.
by Kageyamasqueenofthecourt October 30, 2020
Get the Kagodyama religionmug. You fucking failure.
Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2024
Get the Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real jobmug.