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muff mucous

The sticky gooey discharge from a woman’s vagina.
My muff mucous ruined my underwear.
by DesertSancho August 3, 2023
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muff rot

Muff rot is any condition that negatively affects the vagina eg thrush, STDs
You'll get muff rot if ya not careful.
by ThornLey October 19, 2019
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Muff Dander

Dandruff of the Muff. Dead skin cells resulting from dry skin in or around the Muff area.
I tried on a black dress for a work event I had coming up and when I took it off, I noticed I left some Muff Dander.
by HarpCity January 25, 2019
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Muff clap

The act of accidentally smacking the vagina, whilst attempting a smack to the butt.
“He approached his bent-over girlfriend to give her a swat, when she shifted and received a stinging muff clap.”
by Vitalogist January 12, 2020
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Smoking the muff

The act of taking a draw from a smokable of your choice and blowing it into a vaginal orifice then re-inhaling the smoke from said orifice a second time.
Dude, anyone can smoke normally. You gotta try smoking the muff!
by Zombiestl October 8, 2017
mugGet the Smoking the muffmug.

muff melon

a fat chick's vagina with a fruity-scented lube in it
That bitch's muff melon made me gag.
by Shitsdip Magee August 5, 2010
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Manky muff

A vey nasty, dirty, and stinky twat
"Damn man that chick probably has a manky muff"
by Cousinvinny June 29, 2017
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