Chad: "Look at that little fucking spastic cunt that will die alone, he's such a Jake Messenger. He's uglier than the face Steve Buscemi when he ejaculates, but at least that cunt can get puss."
by Julzy168 March 21, 2018
Rocco and Jake never splitup
by Jake and rocco January 26, 2018
It’s ok, what you’re going through right now triumphs my ass. You are a man and you are strong. You got this, man. U da man as they say. Crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, I love you . rock on 🤘
It’s ok, what jake johnston is going through right now triumphs my ass. jake is a man and he are strong. jake’s got this, man. jake da man as they say. crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, i love jake . rock on 🤘
by tfmnkty8mplu9m9 May 21, 2021
Known as a blonde Arrogant albino lookin rat who brags about average awards and a shitty best and fairest. He has the smallest cock known to ever exist and has a reputation of being a perv who dreams of rooting 6 year olds. This little boy thinks he’s top shit and anyone in Gippsland would do anything to hook him in the jaw. Everyone knows he’s gay and bisexual but he continues to deny such allegations.
by Camsbuchaneggs May 30, 2020
by gundus February 12, 2016
Tommy decided to build a treehouse, but after buying all the parts he pulled a Jake Locker and went inside to lay down.
by The Oldest Man March 11, 2015
Named after one special individual who kept outdoing their own stupidity.
To be used when someone does something so idiotic, it can only be responded to with “really?”
To be used when someone does something so idiotic, it can only be responded to with “really?”
by StatGlass July 03, 2021