When one is in the 69 position and the first party discovers that the second party is menstruating, the first party becomes alarmed and jerks, forcing either their phallus and/or pubic mound into the second parties' nose/mouth; thereby causing a nosebleed/bloody lip.
You ever try a Heinz 69? Quite enjoyable once you get past the fact of what is really happening...but a man always knows he's gotta finish.
by Ynarman July 12, 2010
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Get the super 69 mug.Or /69/ is a sex position, just like a regular 69, but also being penetrated from behind by another person/s. Requiring 3 to 4 peoples.
Damn bro, 3 of my mates and I had an extended 69, no homo, ofcourse.
Extended 69 requires 3-4 people, kinda troublesome, but worth the pleasure.
Ashley, Courtney, Brian and I had a wonderful extended 69 last night, the girls as the core and us dudes from behind. (Could've wish I was in the core though with Brian behind me.)
Extended 69 requires 3-4 people, kinda troublesome, but worth the pleasure.
Ashley, Courtney, Brian and I had a wonderful extended 69 last night, the girls as the core and us dudes from behind. (Could've wish I was in the core though with Brian behind me.)
by Hentai Nat August 31, 2019
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Get the Takeshi 69 mug.When you can’t have sex because your partner is mad, but your partner is mad because you can’t have sex
Guy standing behind a podium: man I’m not prepared to back that ass up for my worms with polio charity speech
Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R
Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69
Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*
Dunbar: my wife not sex with me
The end…?
Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com
Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream
Snow globe: farts
Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R
Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69
Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*
Dunbar: my wife not sex with me
The end…?
Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com
Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream
Snow globe: farts
by Doomguy44 May 18, 2023
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