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Dance zone

A reoccurring phenomenon at salsa clubs where you dance with someone regularly but never have any real conversation or get to know them. A very platonic dance relationship. Similar to being in the friendzone
You: would you like to dance?
Her: sure

**you both dance**

You: Thank you
Her: Thank you

**you walk over to your friend**

You: Dude I think I'm in the dance zone with this girl
by Tito03 October 17, 2019
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Wank Zone

The sacred time of disciplined commitment to ones self pleasure. This period is measured from the moment you initiate masturbation to the point ejaculation is complete and the jizz is disposed of.

The duration of the Wank zone varies from wank to wank due to a variety of contributing factors. However, studies of urban dictionary user's browser history and the average refractory period have estimated that this time can be anywhere from 90 seconds to 2 hours and 11mins.

Stimuli available at initiation and the proximity of either your spouse, children, co-workers or any other phenomenon can effect the duration and location you choose to enter the Wank zone.

Two popular strategies include the Top Deck and Clean and Jerk. Both can be performed hastily and efficiently in a bathroom under the cover of another activity. Typically, your device is positioned with a restricted viewing angle in case of detection (don't forget the mirror), volume down, blu tooth off and the exhaust fan on to enable more volume. Then stream your selected pornography (cumshot compilation or anal cum swappers are recommended) and enjoy being in the Wank zone!
Boris was fully established in the wank zone flogging himself silly when we barged through the door! Fuck it was funny! He said he was "just relaxing" as he extended his hand for an awkward introduction...John saw Boris's phone and was certain the female porn actress was urinating!
by LFBG2FG January 6, 2020
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Corona Zone

When practicing social distancing, the amount of space you need between folks so you don't become infected with corona virus (covid-19).
Dude, step back you're invading my Corona Zone...back some more...on back...ok, now you're good.

Also know as spray zone
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Levi zone

The biggest level of simp achievable for man kind
"He has reached the levi zone"
by simplord420 March 25, 2020
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Glove Zone

Slang for Hands, used in a flexing way to bragged about your latest or current designer cops
five ring flex on my glove zone
by Daddy Lupin April 28, 2020
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rone zone

A place where you’re at high risk of catching the coronavirus (short form: rona or rone).
Bro 1: “Hey brah wanna come to the Rose Garden party where we celebrate that Supreme Court lady biting the dust?”
Bro 2: “Nah brah that place is gonna be a total rone zone.”
by Nicholas D October 9, 2020
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Phone Zone

Like the Friend Zone, only the Person in the 'Phone Zone' Is relegated almost exclusively to Phone Calls/iMessage/Snapchat etc.
So She cancelled the date without saying anything, didn't bother to apologize or reschedule, but wanted to facetime for god-knows how long...hoe tryna Phone Zone me lmao.
by Johnydeth April 22, 2021
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