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Youtube mantra

When youtubers say 'Like, share, comment, subscribe, hit the bell notification button'
I usually just end the video when youtubers start reciting the youtube mantra
by pseudo3 August 20, 2018
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YouTube-recommendation-induced delay

Refers to the postponement that inevitably occurs when you go to watch a certain video on YouTube, but there are one or more irresistibly-interesting other videos that are offered on the home-page, and so you spend the next 45 minutes viewing those other videos before you finally bring up the one you'd originally gone there to watch (if you can even remember which one it was, of course, after totally saturating your brain wif all of dat OTHER delightful/fascinating/informative content).
When I'd originally brought up the YouTube homepage, I was just wanting to watch a 5-minute instructional-video on how to re-assemble the carburetor on a Weed Wacker after cleaning it, but I ended up spending over an hour at it thanks to YouTube-recommendation-induced delay!
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
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YouTube

A video sharing site that is the biggest blackhole of time.
So I spent several hours on YouTube watching a compilation of Lara Croft noises.
by no_user_name_required October 9, 2018
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Youtube University

When you learn a skill through watching videos on Youtube, thereby becoming competent at said skill without formal education or help from others.
"Hey, where did you learn to weld?"
"Youtube University"
by ElectricBananaMan June 15, 2019
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YouTube

A place where you could upload whatever you want, but an adpocalypse or 2 later you can’t post anything involving criticism or cussing now instead of ‘Brodcast yourself’ it is now ‘ Say anything remotely bad and your whole channel will be demonetized’ it has caused many to leave the site and kid friendly YouTubers are flooding in. Now all comments are five year olds saying “Like if your watching in (insert year here)”
Remember old YouTube and how it was so much better
by JakePersonYT September 4, 2019
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YouTube Certified

The belief that by watching a "How to" video makes you a certified expert on the matter.
This genius thought he tell me how to do my job, cause he watched a 10 minute video. Bro' must have been YouTube Certified!
by Franklin'ation September 23, 2020
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YouTube

A website/app that worships the ground Google works on, kisses the ass of corporate greed and hates its consumers with a burning passion. Opinions don’t matter here. They will have no problem demonetizing or censoring anything that doesn’t fit their political agenda, and they take away basic features and put them behind a paywall known as YouTube premium. Mostly their issues lie in the Apple IOS versions, Android versions of YouTube. If you think you are gonna have a good time on YouTube in 2020, you can stroke it, because Google will make sure your daily dose of YouTube is as miserable as your life is. Every single video, in exception to every other video you find, will have a 15 second unskippable ad on it, and if you are really lucky, you get 2 ads in a row. Usually you will get 2 5 second ads in the beginning, a 15 second unskippable ad in the middle, and another single 5 second ad at the end (usually). It can go either way, but there’s no doubt that you will watch more ad then video combined. YouTube sure knows how to use ads to their advantage. Used to be that you would see only 1 ad and that was it. You could even skip that ad. Now, it’s like cable TV. Half the things that are shown in the ads you don’t give two hairy dicks for.
John: Hey Steve, you wanna watch some YouTube videos?
Steve: Oh, you mean GreedTube? Sure, but only after I lube myself up - because I’m gonna get so fucked by YouTube that I’m not sure dry docking is gonna work for me.
by TheGayAccount September 29, 2020
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