Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.

Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

by Verostoria January 21, 2022

slap cheddar

to beat off, to ejaculate

What are you going to do tonight?
Slap cheddar.

by bonebrake22 June 24, 2008

Stratton Slap

When a young gentlemen from Stratton, Swindon takes a beautiful lady out on a date. In the car on the way home he opens her legs, puts the first arm in, second arm in, both legs and proceeds to give birth to himself landing in the footwell of the passenger seat.

“How did you first date go mate?”
“Amazing, gave Sandra the Stratton Slap in the car on the way home”

by Stratton Slapper January 06, 2023

Prince Slap

Slapping someone just like Will Smith did Chris Rock at the Oscar’s

If someone is talking shit to/about you in your face you can reply with “Keep talking and ima Prince Slap you”

Past tense “Dang “insert name” just got Prince Slapped”.

by Urban Lag April 12, 2022

Aroma Slap

The feeling of being slapped in the face with a person's smell prior to them actually arriving.

Julie: "Oh my god, what is that smell???"
Janet: "I don't know, but is that Joe coming over?"
Joe: "Hey, how you ladies doin?"
Julie: "Thanks for the aroma slap Joe. What is that, Axe body spray or something?"

by Faulken May 10, 2011

Stank-Slapped

Sex with chick who is extremely dirty and omits a ripe odor from every orifice. But the need for sex and a good nut overpowers good judgement and you still give her the D.

I picked up a prostitute last night and got stank-slapped. But it was worth the $20.

by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2018

momma slap

gettin a slap from your mother, whose usually black with junk in the trunk. Happens when you misbehave or say something that you think is fine but yo mamma don't like.

Mark:Did you see what Lebron James told his momma to do?!
James:Yea "syad!!"
Mark: How'd he not get a momma slap for that one?

by spncrm July 10, 2008