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french mindset

When your mindset is all about making kids and thinking this is an exceptional accomplishment in life but you count on others’ taxes to pay for your social welfare so you can have time to post pics of yourself on instagram together with today’s quote from self-called philosophers in order to teach the world.
Oh, i don’t want to date this guy, he doesn’t have a french mindset as he is all about earning money with work while i make more money than him with the government money coming for my two kids. I d rather post a pic of my legs in a shitty sports car to try to hook a guy with $$$
by MickeyMikke March 26, 2022
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French Twirl

Can be done on a man or a woman. It's when fingers are licked, then placed into the anus, twirling the fingers around to locate the prostate.
Last night my boyfriend wanted his bum fingering. I used to "French Twirl" to help
by MagicSmurf May 14, 2020
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French Jew

Someone who thinks he is French just because he believes he has the "French Nose". Everybody thinks he is Jewish just because he has the hair that looks like a Jew. Also, he is a Bobert.
Brian: "This fucking kid is Jewish, even though he thinks he's French."

Bobert: "Dude I'm French, and I make piss sounds when shooting a basketball."

French Jew
by Squirt56yz June 4, 2014
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french meadow

A euphemism for a lady part; specifically the vagina. The wording comes from the prediliction of Victorians to name anything associated with sex as "French", e.g. french letter, french kiss, etc., and meadow, referring to the soft grass of a meadow akin to a woman's pubic hair.
I laid in her french meadow for about half an hour, then I took a shower and came to work.

So she says to me, Tony, get your galoshes on and take a walk through my french meadow!

I'm a lawn mower, and her cooch is a french meadow.
by lexicon_T October 19, 2012
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french trapper

The French trapper is when one person is fucking another or receiving head from another and decides to rip a fart while holding their partner down so that the partner can enjoy their essence more fully as they provide pleasure.
Today my wife insisted on having sex missionary style, so I decided to spice things up by giving her a French trapper. She said she tasted it, and now I'm doing the knuckle shuffle to relieve my blue balls. Totally worth it.
by Greasy E December 19, 2013
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french cowboy

A very attractive French man riding a girl who moans a lot during sex
That girl I was with last night really made me a French Cowboy
by Shcjvj jvkbkvvjfju May 21, 2017
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Le French

a great companion like a seelie in genshin le french can be found in its natural habitat on discord and anime kisa watching slime diaries
by aatermis April 13, 2021
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