Sexual Waffles

When two waffles low each other very much and create a baby. Can be used as a random phrase.

"Sexual Waffles," the guy on the bus screamed.

by sheerio1234 May 1, 2016

Thug waffle

Using a waffle as a pipe filled with weed (preferably sour diesel).

1: You wanna hit a thug waffle?
2: Only if it has sour diesel.

by Albertish May 22, 2019

Trough waffle

A urinal screen, (USA), used to reduce splashing, and impart pleasant scent to pee. Believed to be a variant of the Australian "Trough lolly"

Yowza! I gotta go water the trough waffle!

by Crsworks December 27, 2020

jargon and waffle

Too much and unimportant details

Your statement/letter is too full of jargon and waffle, and includes paragraphs on irrelevant points

by Topaze November 30, 2013

pure waffle

saying stuff without meaning

5"5 guys bio on tinder: im 21, and6"3

girl sees him irl: bruh this is pure waffle

by keyboardsmashingsound January 12, 2023

Belgian Waffle

when a person or organisation acts like they appreciate someone or a group of people, only to actively antagonize them whenever possible.

originates from the internal codename for when nintendo literally stalked a DS(i) homebrew developer.

Person 1: "Did you hear about how nintendo took down another smash tourny? i thoughts they liked the players?"

person 2: "Yeah I know dude, total Belgian Waffle"

by CoolStarDood December 21, 2020

crab waffle

A crab waffle is a waffle that basically includes the waffle batter with crab meat added. It was a meal invented by Iggy Azalea in the year 2015 and it quickly became a world favourite dish.

Quote from Gordan Ramsay 'Mmmm, these crab waffles are num num, the lamb sauce got nothin on this shit ma nibba england is ma city'

by WoRdO_jOe October 23, 2017