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Waffle Bumps

Placing your cocaine into the crispy, golden traps of a waffle before taking a bump.
Noraa loves putting his cocaine into the tiny squares on a waffle before taking a morning bump, Yay waffle bumps!
by TheLemming November 15, 2015
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Dick Waffle

1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.
1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!
by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018
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crab waffle

A crab waffle is a waffle that basically includes the waffle batter with crab meat added. It was a meal invented by Iggy Azalea in the year 2015 and it quickly became a world favourite dish.
Quote from Gordan Ramsay 'Mmmm, these crab waffles are num num, the lamb sauce got nothin on this shit ma nibba england is ma city'
by WoRdO_jOe October 23, 2017
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Belgian Waffle

when a person or organisation acts like they appreciate someone or a group of people, only to actively antagonize them whenever possible.

originates from the internal codename for when nintendo literally stalked a DS(i) homebrew developer.
Person 1: "Did you hear about how nintendo took down another smash tourny? i thoughts they liked the players?"

person 2: "Yeah I know dude, total Belgian Waffle"
by CoolStarDood December 21, 2020
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waffle surprise

When a female shaves her vaginal region in a noughts and crosses shape and pour syrup into her orifices. She then proceeds to briefly surprise men by whipping off her gown for a sweet delicacy.
Lola: "Check this out guys, BAM!"
Daniel: "Hey guys, check out Lola's Waffle Surprise!!"
by WaffleBashingFloof October 13, 2014
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twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse
Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”
by milosfishtank January 23, 2021
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Waffle sauce

If you’re a dumb ass and can’t remember the word syrup. Uncommonly known as flapjack juice
Hey can you pass me the waffle sauce please?
by Aquatamo April 29, 2019
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