Whiffy Waffle

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That Girl Has One Whiffy Waffle

by CarFlo_Is_Bae July 4, 2016

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Cum waffle

A person who is being irritating or stupid. Cum waffles are the definition of the person who wants to leave the party early and never answers your texts.

Last night Kristen was being such a cum waffle I wanted to punch her in the face

by emma sinclair November 3, 2016

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Twat waffle

Someone who is a absolute idiot

Andre is being a freaking twat waffle

by Debbiedukes January 18, 2017

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Waffle Bumps

Placing your cocaine into the crispy, golden traps of a waffle before taking a bump.

Noraa loves putting his cocaine into the tiny squares on a waffle before taking a morning bump, Yay waffle bumps!

by TheLemming November 15, 2015

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Dick Waffle

1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.

1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!

by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018

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waffle fucker

a person (or animal) that enjoys sexual interactions with waffles.

stranger: wow have you met that guy jayden ?

person: no who is he ?

stranger: he’s this really horny guy who likes to jerk off to waffles

person: ohhh, he must be a waffle fucker

by the_real_ash1093 June 13, 2018

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