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When you search a simple term on Google , but end up being redirected constantly to sites such as "poker slots" claiming you won the jackpot, fake programs telling you your drive is full and need to download a "memory cleaner", adult chat sites or things asking for your credit card number. Basically nothing you actually searched for.
John: "did you finish your term paper last night?"
Joe: "Nah, I kept getting wtf webbed"
by someunknowndude July 31, 2022
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wtf

1. used to exclaim emotion in a sentence, usually anger
2. the abbreviation of 'what the fuck'
1. wtf why did you just steal my fucking phone?
2. wtf do you mean
by whydoyoudothiswtf August 2, 2022
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WTF method

One of the two possible methods of making seitan (wheat meat) at home. WTF stands for 'wash the flour', since its literally done by washing the flour, which extracts the starch from the doughball made from wheat flour. It's the oldest method of making seitan and it comes from Asia. Everyone can do it, but it does require some practice.
1. Seitan appreciation society group:
"How do I make seitan?"
"Use the WTF method."
"What's that?"
"Read the group rules and old posts."

2. "Wow, this seitan is delicious, how did you make it?"
"I used the WTF method, it tastes way better than VWG."
by CharlieTheCarp August 19, 2022
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WTF

Woman one: WTF girl why do you drink so much beer?
Woman 2: because I'm in labor.
Woman one: girl why?!
Woman 2: because my baby is an alcoholic.
Woman one: :0
by dude stan September 6, 2022
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F-fuck I’m not on a date with Timmy Chalamet?
Like Wtf
by Melina.chalamet November 27, 2022
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Abbreviation for the last three days in a workweek: Wednesday (W), Tuesday (T), Friday (F).
I'm busy all MT, but we could schedule an afternoon meeting on WTF.
by p3ps1m4n April 24, 2022
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WTF

Something you say when you want to sound like your actually surprised.
WTF that person is eating ketchup, with a banana (but secretly you do it too).
by #Whatdoyoumeani'm_crazy May 12, 2022
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