uncle fucker

1. A man who has an incesteous relationship with or sexual fantasies about his uncle. 2. A bagpipe playing member of the Coast Guard Reserves. 3. A beer making school teacher. 4. A man who studies geneology so he can learn about all the uncles he will never have a chance to fuck. 5. A bottom to his uncle's top.

My brother is an uncle fucker but I am not.

by Clark Potter December 13, 2003

Uncle Tom

African American male who kisses the white mans ass.

Look at shateque, always sucking up to the boss. He's such an Uncle Tom.

by I forget October 15, 2004

Uncle Joke

uncle jokes are jokes that have zero intelligence or wit behind them and are often told by uncles at family events. most uncle jokes draw laughs from the family, but if you respect things that are actually funny, you keep quiet. uncle jokes can resemble the cheesy jokes told on television shows such as full house or family matters.

Setting: Thanksgiving dinner

Mom - "One year I remember, grandma put the turkey in the oven and never turned it on!"

Uncle - "Well what did you do for dinner?"

Mom - "I think we just went to Pizza Hut"

Uncle - "(giggling) I guess you could call it TURKEY HUT!"

*note how terrible the joke is all together, a phenomenon like this actually draws laughs from the kin. uncle joke at its finest.

by The Kid, You can't stop him December 2, 2009

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The word that just popped up when you searched for a word that isn't in urban dictionary.

You: WTF!11!!ONE!!! UNDEFINED??!?!?!! WTF!

by PiracyX September 9, 2009

hollywood undead

a fuking badass band. da 7 members all where masks.

charlie scene - lyrical genius
funny man - african baritone
da kurlzz - loud mouth
johnny 3 tears - the server
deuce(quit) - jackass
j-dog - sweet talker
the producer - singer

their songs r usually bout sex or broken hearts. their music is a mix of metal, rock, and rap.

THE UNDEAD PLEDGE:

I pledge allegiance to the mask,
that I'll carry whiskey in my flask,
And anyone to diss HU,
I'll leave a bloody mess with you,
For we are family, you and I,
3 Tears for you, we all shall cry,
All day all night, our flags will fly,
The Undead Army Till The Day we Die.

guy #1: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD IS SO BADASS!

guy #2: inr!!!!!!!!!!

by som jell 1 October 11, 2011

Hollywood Undead

6 man band which falls under the category of "crunkcore". Hollywood Undead was formed in 2005 by Aron Erlichman and Jorel Decker after the writing of the song "The Kids". After gaining Myspace popularity, they recruited Jeff Philips, George Ragan, Jordon Terrell, Dylan Alvarez, and Matthew St. Claire into the band. After two years, Shady Jeff left the band. After 5 years of making music, HU has gained a large audience of fans, as well as a large audience of critics. Some describe their music as funny&truly heartfelt, while some describe their music as distasteful&crude. Songs from HU have been featured in video games and movies. However you choose to describe this band, one thing is for certain: they have come a long way. HU has taken a liking to calling their avid following of fans their "army". As in the term "Undead Army". Individuals usually use the terms "HU Soldier", "Undead Soldier", or just "soldier". An ironic term used by the band and its following happens to be "Undead until I die".
Current Members:
-Charlie Scene: vocals, lead guitar (2005-present)
-Da Kurlzz: vocals, drums, percussion (2005-present)
-Deuce: vocals, producer, lyrics (2005-present)
-Funny Man: vocals (2005-present)
-J-Dog: vocals, keyboard, synthesizer, rhythm guitar (2005-present)
-Johnny 3 Tears: vocals (2005-present)
Touring Members:
-Daniel Murillo: vocals (2009-present)
-Biscuitz: drums (2008-present)
Former Members:
-Shady Jeff: vocals, band manager (2005-2007)

Have you heard of that band, Hollywood Undead? Yeah, you should totally listen to them. I mean, everything by them, not just mainstream nonsense.

by sarahlou_4775 March 21, 2010

Uncle Sam

A man who was a meat checker in the Civil War who stamped safe meat with a stamp that said US as in United States, but that act what interpreted as Uncle Sam. They used him as a figurehead on posters for men to join the union army.

Also one of my relatives, whether you believe me or not.

Dude, did you see that poster in the hall? Uncle Sam wants me again! Freaking army men(:

by Erinnn(: March 6, 2009