Unicorn Food

Food that is too pretty to eat.

These cupcakes are unicorn food.

by Yet Another Chris March 10, 2011

Unicorn Master

Owner or Master of all Unicorns. If this status is achieved, servants will bring bread and other nourishment for the Master to give to his unicorns.

Said the Unicorn Master, "I require bread for my friends."

by Kozworth April 14, 2008

Unicorn Penis

The #1 best thing to yell in a school hallway.
The #1 producer of glitter
The biggest damn penis you can find

That boy is such a Unicorn Penis.
Where did you get so much glitter? From a unicorn penis.

How do Unicorn Penis' rob banks? They jizz glitter in the police officers eyes.

by Jajajajajajajahahajajaja January 2, 2014

Unicorn Blood

also known as Four Loko

Before we go into the club, lets pound some Unicorn Blood in the parking lot.

by MrLac August 6, 2011

Rainbows and unicorns

A way to demean what some one said by calling it complete bullshit.

Guy 1 *Says the same stupid shit for the hundreth time.*

Guy 2 "I can't take this shit any more!"

Guy 3 "Seriously, we our up to our ears in your rainbows and unicorns."

by pseudonymis magorium August 2, 2011

Unicorn Punch

(noun) The opposite of the unicorn chaser. When one is overwhelmed by cuteness, one feels that only punching a unicorn in the face can re-establish balance.

Those pictures on your blog are so adorable, they're going to cause a unicorn punch epidemic!

by Espressojunky July 7, 2009

unicorn balls

An expression used when you don't know whether something is amazing or just plain creepy. This can be best described as your mom giving you a lap dance (it may be truly fascinating, but it's also kinda wtf.)

Guy 1: Hey dude, I heard your mom gave you a lap dance last night!

Guy 2: Yeah… it was kinda Unicorn Balls.
Guy 1: I get what you mean dude.

by A Man With A Plan June 1, 2014