Ultimate Sigma Male

Hans

Person 1: "Who is the Ultimate Sigma Male and the alpha again?"
Person 2: "Hans Westendorp"

by bonksalad May 25, 2022

Ultimate Driving Test

Must be done with a partner, preferably a significant other.

One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.

Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.

Jenny tried the ultimate driving test with her boyfriend and ended up breaking her arm, she says it's the best sex she's ever had, though.

by Morgan_Rose99 November 17, 2022

ultimate zen

when ur body and soul are in the ultimate level of peace

guy 1 : bro where is pranav swaminathan gobinathan balasubramium the III

guy 2 : idk man

guy 3 : dude hes in ultimate zen

by gayduringmay October 9, 2020

Ultimate badass

John Wick

John Wick is the ultimate badass.

by RooSwan May 13, 2019

ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer

Q. What’s he covered in?!

A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!

by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025

Ultimate Shark Pog

Rainbow Shark Pog, it means epic, but more excited.

That Shark is doing The Ultimate Shark Pog

by Sjarlyewd July 15, 2022

The Ultimate Sad

The Big Sad but Sadder

Man 1: Do you have the big sad?

Man 2: No I have the ultimate sad :(.

by TheSaddestSad November 7, 2022