Two Weirdos

The result of two weirdos is...gay fuck ups
Josh: What does two weirdos make?
Peter: A fuck up
Josh: A gay fuck up
by WhipMeDaddyyyyy101 April 26, 2018
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trick or two

When someone can show you sexual techniques/positions that you may not know.
The gentleman said he could show me a trick or two after he finished fixing the computer.
by CottonHead21 March 23, 2017
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two-totaler

Someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
Hey bro, fancy another?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'
by Clapo86 January 29, 2012
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Level Two

A level two guy will be game to giving a guy or strap-on girl a hj, a bj, frot, but is definitely willing to be penetrated with a real or silicone cock.
He's definitely heteroflexible, he's a level two. He and his girlfriend/boyfriend switch it up in bed, he's definitely level two.
by jaguaronprowl June 14, 2011
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Two Draw

When passing round a zoot each person partaking get their turn to smoke, This is refered to as 'two draw'.
"yo blud! I beg you that zoot fam, Me 'afi tek Two Draw an' shot a ting on road, ya get me?
by Double.J August 31, 2008
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Two In The Chamber

The phenomenon that occurs during sexual intercourse when the male partner remains erect post ejaculation. Thus, providing another opportunity to ejaculate.
Person 1: Did you already blow your load???
Person 2: Yeah buts it's fine, I had Two In The Chamber, so I'm still good to keep going.
by Criss Cross Apple Sauce September 22, 2021
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two-tooth

A person who has lost most teeth due to meth use or poor oral hygiene. Most often, this person dwells in a trailer park or an urban cesspool. More often than not, this person is painfully oblivious to the reaction of others to their repugnant mouth.
After Patsy Jo passed out drunk in the parking lot , Rectall, her skinny two-tooth husband , dragged her to the truck and took off before the cops got there.
by W34 January 06, 2018
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