Tristan Unit

Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.

See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)

"Can it handle 150kg?"
" It can lift 13.33 Tristan Units (1000kg)"
"What's that in CTDDU?"

by Dickooooooo August 21, 2023

Tristan Tate

Wait... Do I only own one of them!?

Hym "Tristan Tate..." *Boop* "Property..."

by Hym Iam August 31, 2023

Tristan

Elmo Enjoyer.

Tristan: I LOVE ELMO RAAH! SEASME STREET RAAH! SUSSY BALLS RAH!

by BJ-The-DJ May 16, 2023

Tristan

Uhhhhh I am a Tristan and uhhhhh AGHHHHHH

Sam: oh hey Tristan

Tristan: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by !” May 20, 2023

Tristan Taylor

a lovely soul who deserved more than the world could've gave him. may he rest in peace.

"oh how i miss tristan taylor"
"he was a sweet boy"

by 20/05/23 May 24, 2023

Tristan

a hot emo fuckboy

"when are you and Tristan going to get together?"
"never, he's such a skeeze."
"he's so your type though."

by cums1u7 June 5, 2023

Tristan Steiner

An amazing person who seems like they wouldn't be so amazing at first. A Tristan Steiner is often misjudged and thought of as a wrongful person, but underneath is very kind and caring. Tristan Steiners will bend over backwards to help the ones they love, and are very protective. They can brighten almost anyone's day if they set their mind to it.

Man, that guy is such a Tristan Steiner! I wish I could be like him.

by Amnotrajivsugardaddy June 6, 2023