Triceratops

The worst dinosaur

“Hi I’m Triceratops. I stole the spotlight from a hundred better-designed cousins, and all I did was exist in the Hell Creek Formation.”

g: "yo jacxi i HATE the triceratops"
j: "thats genuinely the best thing thats ever come out your mouth"

by waxi July 28, 2025

Ticker

Ticker is a umbrella term to categorize someone who has something from ticks to Tourettes.

Shut up you weird Ticker!

by SlimeyGrains September 3, 2025

Trucker lava lamp

The act of when you fill up a clear jug with urine and ejaculate into the container so it floats around like lava.

Hey driver I filled up my old milk jug with urine yesterday and was watching my favorite guy on guy porn video and had no towel too ejaculate on too so I did it into the jug and made a trucker lava lamp.

by FatherStevefaketrucker September 13, 2025

Ticker

To tickle someone

I wanna go and ticker her

by Ak6229 September 15, 2025

Trucker Fucker

A member of law enforcement that pulls over truck drivers or people towing trailers and inspects them for violations.

These people go above and beyond to try and hamstring people with fines and violations to feel like actual men.

The female versions of these people, are actually just lot lizards trying to turn tricks to obtain drugs/alcohol.

Seen a couple trucker fuckers on my way to work this morning, had some dude and his rig pulled over.

Probably still sitting there, searching his truck and writing him tickets.

by TVCAR112 October 7, 2025

Trucker's Road Chips

Trucker's Road Chips are Route 11 Chips. They are Chips that you eat and they taste like Trucker's Road. Route 11 has different flavors. I like the Salt and Vinegar.

Tony: I like the Trucker's Road Chips salt and vinegar flavor.

by HawaiianPunch1 May 18, 2025

Ticker

A watch

"She checked the time on her elegant silver ticker as she waited for her friend to arrive for their lunch date."

by Arminkshipper June 28, 2025