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jack of all trades

Something that school aspires to develop its students into, a "jack of all trades" is a well-rounded person who has adapted many skills and is somewhat knowledgeable on many topics but is not an expert (or even an apprentice) in most or even all of the said skills.
Son: Mom I swept my report with C's in all my classes
Parent: Wtf I'm calling the school

-parent proceeds to call the school-

Parent: Wtf my son is a freaking failure how could this happen
Principal: What do you mean, he is a "jack of all trades", he will totally get into a university
Parent: Wtf, is my tax dollars really going into this shit education system
Principal: No, it's going into my wallet.. err I mean uhh, no, it is uhh, going to..
Parent: I'm putting my "jack of all trades" kid up for adoption
by gimme the money June 29, 2016
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cap and trade

Cap and Trade is a corporate program to help reduce co2 emissions by 2050. It works by the government giving away permits to large companies that make a huge amount of the co2 emissions. As time goes by, the government gives away less permits, thus less co2. The energy will then be replaced by solar and wind energy. By the time this plan is over, emissions will be reduced by 80 percent.

But, there are a huge amount of things wrong with this plan.
Fred: Cap and Trade will solve all of our problems.
Lisa: Fred, think about it, Cap and Trade is just ANOTHER way for large companies to make more money and cheat more people.
by GJayy July 25, 2010
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Trading Spouses

WIFE SWAP is the show in which each mom switches families for 2 weeks. The first week she must abide by that family's rules, and then they next week she switches to her own rules.

TRADING SPOUSES takes place during ONE WEEK ONLY with the theme being, "Is the grass greener on the other side." Each mom then decides how she thinks how the other family should spend $50 grand they are given.
by TradingSpousescastmember March 5, 2009
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Tradcel

A Tradcel is an incel that uses things like “traditional values” to justify their celibacy. For instance one might tell you that he’s “saving himself to marry a trad wife” and he will say that “women throw themselves at him, He just turns them all down because He’s too good for all of them.” That is a Tradcel.
They are almost always Christian and always racist and hateful. They say things that a traditional 75 year old man would only say. That is a Tradcel.
I don’t speak to pathetic Tradcels

Lol you’re only mad because you’re a filthy Tradcel and women don’t like you
by Based Degenerate May 25, 2021
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traditional girl

Like any other women, she waits for the guy to approach her or asks the guy to do favors for her; she expects the guy to be the breadwinner while she lives off him.
Person 1 Damn, she's fine!!!

Person 2 Why bother? She's probably not interested in me.

Person 1 You should be more forward.

Person 2 Why don't she try to be more forward... it has always been the guy. Why should I bust my ass for a chick? God, she's like any traditional girl - like a dog from a pound, she's waiting to get picked up.
by Rudi G April 8, 2008
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trademark

the act of stealing/claiming/
borrowing something from someone else. to make something your own/keep it for yourself.
example 1 - if a girl is trying to hit on another girls man, the girlfriend could say "she's trying to trademark my man!".
Example 2 - if you wanted to borrow your best friends fabulous new jacket, you would say to her "I'm so gonna trademark that jacket"
example 3 - if you wanted to claim the last piece of cake at the table, rather than 'baggsing' it, you would trademark it - as to save it for yourself.
by channy_mac May 23, 2010
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tiadee

Tiadee is the holy god or runescape and irc, he has power over all who oppose him , he also smells.
Used in conjunction with "God".
Tiadee is our God almighty
by God Himself October 23, 2004
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