busted tees
busted tees by mike stacy March 10, 2007
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Teesh
A very rare marsupial found exclusively in the area surrounding Greenville, North Carolina. Teesh are known to eat non-food items such as rocks, dirt, clothing, condoms, rubber bands, or string. Teesh are also known for their smell. The smell is extremely pungent, and resembles a combination of rotten eggs, doo-doo butter, old cabbage, goat cheese, gym socks, mildew, and deer piss. The Teesh has no true niche in its environment, it is simply a scavenger and a drifter, usually resting on a foregin couch before arising at night to feed. The National Wildlife Federation has put the Teesh on its list of proctected species and asks any individual who comes across a Teesh to return it to the National Teesh Wrangler, Mr. Daniel Thomas Bricker of Greenville.
the treasure chest
A sex move even more spectacular than the mythical female ejaculation, having only been rumored to be performed by such notables as Fabio and Mr. T. In this complex scenario, when the female is having the greatest and biggest orgasm of her life, her vagina actually splits open at the crack, revealing a treasure chest full of gold inside. This simultaneously happens while she ceases to exist due to the enormity of orgasmic sensation. In addtion, the treasure chest is rumored to incrase in wealth from generation to generation, assuming of course that the mother, grandmother, etc. has never had the pleasure of the treasure chest.
Oh MAN!!! I just got rich off a dirty ho when I gave her the treasure chest. Now I'm a billionaire!!!
the treasure chest by McKinney the Leprechaun March 9, 2005
chester county threesom
Person A: what did you do last night?
person B: nothing much I had a Chester County threesome while watching the view
Person A: we are no longer friends....
person B: nothing much I had a Chester County threesome while watching the view
Person A: we are no longer friends....
chester county threesom by samuraimoose December 30, 2011
Treasured boy
If a man/boy is a treasured boy then he is homo-sexual and will used the term treasured as a way to say he's homo in secret so noone knows. This way he can openly express himself.
Treasured boy by Kenneth Spainhour April 8, 2004
Heavens Threesome
The alternative to a Devils Threesome where instead of two guys and one girl there are two girls and one guy....this is the good kind (Hence the word heaven).
Ollie: Yeah I was thinking of having a threesome with Chloe and Elize
Jason: Dude thats a Heavens Threesome!
*Jason and Ollie high fives*
Jason: Dude thats a Heavens Threesome!
*Jason and Ollie high fives*
Heavens Threesome by JVaity July 7, 2010