A (usually) non-ingestible artefact found in lavatories. Named for its similar appearance to beef, although its odour and edible qualities are notably less pleasant. Its origin is unknown, but it is generally agreed within the scientific community that it is from a biological source.
by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
Get the Toilet Beefmug. when you go to the toilet only to discover someone, or perhaps yourself from earlier, has left a rotting pile of shit and/or a bowl full of piss that has been sitting in the toilet unflushed.
It is especially bad if you have to lift the lid of the toilet first, then the smell of the old shit and piss explodes in your face. Much like a bomb.
It is especially bad if you have to lift the lid of the toilet first, then the smell of the old shit and piss explodes in your face. Much like a bomb.
::lifts toilet lid::
Holy fuck look at that turd! It smells like someone just took a shit in my left nostril. I can't believe I just got fucking toilet bombed.
Holy fuck look at that turd! It smells like someone just took a shit in my left nostril. I can't believe I just got fucking toilet bombed.
by ThatsWhatVBSaid December 4, 2009
Get the toilet bombedmug. Kyle's phone broke because he accidentally wiped his ass with the same hand he was still toilet texting with. (PSA: Don't text while shitting!)
by Benutty March 6, 2008
Get the toilet textingmug. Take a sponge soak it in a water and flower solution. Then roll the sponge real tight and tie a peice of string or twine around it. Wait for the sponge to dry and then go find a toilet. Once you find a toilet you cut the string and push down on the flush lever. During the process of flushing, throw the sponge into the toilet. The sponge will get into the pipe and expand, cuasing the toilet to back up.
You can substitute the flower and water solution with hairspray.
You can substitute the flower and water solution with hairspray.
by Paul Della Valle October 28, 2004
Get the Toilet Sponge.mug. adj.
indicates a woman's tacky granny underwear being pubicly displayed in a manner which defies male appreciation of an otherwise welcome sight were the underwear sexier. Some examples are obvious panty lines, or zebra panty print patterns showing through light colored pants, or unbelted pants showing the woman's grannies as she bends over.
indicates a woman's tacky granny underwear being pubicly displayed in a manner which defies male appreciation of an otherwise welcome sight were the underwear sexier. Some examples are obvious panty lines, or zebra panty print patterns showing through light colored pants, or unbelted pants showing the woman's grannies as she bends over.
-Before the thong, women had what were called panty bulges, or a term I use, "toilet sloppy".
-If I had the chance to peep a woman's underwear, I won't take it if they're toilet sloppy.
-If I had the chance to peep a woman's underwear, I won't take it if they're toilet sloppy.
by Chris Norton December 9, 2008
Get the Toilet Sloppymug. A device typically used to brush off haters. Usually used after one has dipped their hair in the toilet and proceeded to whip it back and forth.
When she came out the bathroom with her hair dripping wet but her clothes still on, we knew she had been brushing off the haters with her toilet brush.
by WOOT!!!!!!!!!! January 5, 2011
Get the toilet brushmug. Q: What does a toilet frog look like?
A: It's brown
Q: Where does the toilet frog come from?
A: The toilet
A: It's brown
Q: Where does the toilet frog come from?
A: The toilet
by eleventh samson December 18, 2005
Get the toilet frogmug.