glossy toad

If this is your name than you’re pretty fine and you love to watch vomit porn (like a chad.) You basically get infinite bitches and everyone is horny for you. You are pretty much religious but in a sigma male way which is very funny

“Wow I wish I could be like glossy toad! He’s funny and he makes me horny as fuck!!”

by Glossy Toad November 23, 2021

Scrotum Toad

When a person is so disgusting and ugly that their face makes you nauseous to look at. They look a ballsack covered in warts.

Jessicas face is so disgusting I wouldn’t give that nasty Scrotum Toad a facial for 1 million dollars.

by VeeeC March 26, 2022

Frog-toad loophole

When you’re not on the same page with someone

That’s not right, I think this is a frog-toad loophole

by Frog-toad August 29, 2022

Pidgin Toady

When your giving a man the sloppiest of toppy and you stuff one nut in each cheek like a chipmunk and sing "How you like me now" with a mouth full of man meat.

I met this girl at the bar named Mandie Love, she took me to her place and gave me a wicked Pidgin Toady! Blew my mind!

by Dildozer69420 May 31, 2023

garbage toad

Describes people who are nasty towards other people, and or ugly, and disgusting

This guy is such a garbage toad

by WhatTheSheesh August 4, 2023

Nigger Toad

Insult used to refer to an annoying, stubby individual, generally of a very dark complexion.

Srabon: brk
Koush: shut up you Nigger Toad

by theplanet20 January 13, 2024

Female toad

These females are the most annoying, horrendous, stupid bitches to ever roam planet earth. Usually lives in Australia, year 7-10, wears cheap makeup, instagram stories are them admiring themselves. They have other toad friends mostly women too, they are sensitive as fuck nd can't get told to piss off without crying about it to their other toads. Think theyre the shit when everyone wants to bash them, if you even look at them or look in their direction once they will yell at you to stop looking at them because they think the sun revolves around them. They think theyre so special but will never contribute to society in an way shape or form, they bully people for no reason and whenever they defend themselves they use that as a reason to try and get them bashed up. they are stupid as fuck because they will accuse anyone of messing with them when nobody wants anything to do with them. they will make your classroom a shithole because they will go round to everyone and yell at you in front of every one for no reason. they scream at the top of their lungs because their mental age is close to 6. they honestly think theyre the scariest people alive but nobody likes them apart from their other ugly bitch friends. half of which don't even like them and are just pretending to. they act like the victims of everything when they want drama all the time. They also take photograph/record people in class to send to their toads because they have nothing better to do with their troubled life

Female toad: "What are you looking at?"
Teacher: "You're so full of yourself, what if he's not looking at you and looking outside?"

Female toad 1: bro, look at this photo of Ben I took in class today
Female toad 2: Oh my fucking god hahah, hes so obese honestly

Friend 1: "Jess is a fat fucking female toad honestly"
Friend 2: "I know that fat bitch gets on my nerves"

by justalilangry76 November 26, 2023