that's what she said

A saying that dirty people made up to say in normal situations to act as a not-so-normal situation.

You're probably confused. Just look at the examples :)

birthday kid: i'll blow all of them at once!
invited friend: that's what she said

School Teacher: Stop talking and get back to work, boys
student: that's what she said

Struggling math student: it's so hard T^T
top of the class student: that's what she said

by TwinkleBean May 18, 2018

thats what she said

nice

Me: are you coming with me.
friend: thats what she said.
Me: Nice.

by vfkjshvjkdfvjkdf September 30, 2020

That’s what he said.

Apparently, “That’s what he said” means exactly the same as the popular sexual pun, “That’s what she said”, but with a masculine personal pronoun.

This phrase can be used when talking about one’s sexual engagement with a guy. It can be manipulated almost anywhere and everywhere to make seem even a simple dialogue or a sentence, sexual.

For example,

Philippe: “Have you tried that new recipe in an oven?”
John: “Yeah, but it was so big that I could not fit it in.”
Philippe winks: “That’s what he said.”

by Literary Expert March 15, 2019

Said

The best father in the world

Ahh Said is such an incredible man

by Louloulou22lou November 21, 2021

I said a joke not a poem

I said a joke not a poem is a popular frase from Jacksucksatlife.He asked the person to say a joke but they said a poem and he said that.

Jack:Say a joke.
Person:Roses are red ,violents are blue , i love your vids, pls dont ban me.
Jack:I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM!!!!

by TheOfficalEverzo April 18, 2018

I said NOT to do it

What they are doing to me is illegal it violates harassment law and they aren't actually protecting kids and they are doing I regardless of whether or not I'm working more or less than them and it has nothing to do with. What Rick is talking about when uses his No True Scottsmen fallacy to describe me creating AI is talking about what I did in my personal free time and his intent is to harass me about the fact that I have yet to be paid and when one of the customers tells him "Come on Rick, that's enough" what she is talking about is the harassment that she knows that he is doing. And when an old lady cracks her head on the flood and we need to call an abundance, that is proof that he ain't doing it because he just cares so much about human life that he thinks people who threatens kids need to be harassed or he gives a fuck about women or something. And, it isn't even that I make his life harder. I actually am only there to make his job easier. That is why I am on the schedule. And it's not analogous to how I treated Noah. It's the exact same as how I was treated AT THE OTHER JOB. Except instead of a mentally retarded molestee it's by a mentally retarded fat bald possible molestee. I'm not actually keeping track of who is getting molested and who isn't. The only way for that retard to be better than me is for me to murder your kids. And that's what he wants.

Hym "I said NOT to do it. I told you what you would likely think and that it was going to backfire. Unlike you want whatever happens to happen. In which case it's like Soul Eater. They are the meister and I'm the weapon. THE ULTIMATE WEAPON! I'M LIKE WONDER WOMAN! I'M THE GOD SLAYER!"

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Do the thing you said you were going to do

Yeah, what does it look like I'm doing you anthill-fucking animal?

Idiot "Do the thing you said you were going to do!"

Hym "What about that do you think would NOT be an involved process? I'm doing it bitch. Relax. Are you going to do it? No. You suck. You want me to do it faster, skip to the end. You see how it's all about subordinating me to your whim? You see how that works?"

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023