Lobster Cock

When you masturbate so furiously your penis turns red, or even blue.

I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard I got a lobster cock.

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 22, 2022

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Screaming Lobster

Whilst being in the doggy style position, you plant your partners head down onto the bed or whatever you are using. You then take a mallet and smack your partners fourth vertebrae, causing them to scream and become paralytic, putting it in further whilst doing so. Once you’ve completed your session. You flap their paralytic body around like a lobster. The Screaming Lobster.

We did the screaming lobster last night.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.

by BigFatBarry69 May 14, 2021

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Lobster

When showering with a guy, he puts soap on his hands and tries to grab your titties. He cant and its like he's trying to lobster your tits.

Hey Philip, wanna try and lobster my titties?

by redrocks February 25, 2020

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Lobster

Nickname for people with the initials LOB. These people are the sexiest, funniest and all around perfect people. They are the life of the party and never fail to entertain people.

"Lobster was so much fun last night!"

by LiaOb June 3, 2020

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Lobster limit

Lobster limit (noun)

- The absolute lowest dip a cryptocurrency hits before it claws its way back up.

- Used by traders who think they can spot the exact bottom—even though they absolutely cannot.

The moment when a chart bottoms out so hard it looks like it needs a crustacean recovery arc. Also reffered to as Lobster floor or Lobster point.

"Holy shit can BTC fall even lower?"
"No, we are at the lobster limit now"
"Hell yeah I'm buying at the lobster limit"

by MichaelCryptoSmith November 21, 2025

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