by BigIanDries June 18, 2018
Get the Window sleepmug. Someone who stares aimlessly out of car windows.
This occurs mainly on long journeys, while stuck in traffic or while avoiding cab driver small talk.
This occurs mainly on long journeys, while stuck in traffic or while avoiding cab driver small talk.
Police Officer: "So, what caused this car crash?"
Citizen: "Well, i was so busy checking out this hot Window Looker i didn't notice the car in front of me stop!"
Citizen: "Well, i was so busy checking out this hot Window Looker i didn't notice the car in front of me stop!"
by swanagebay February 23, 2010
Get the Window Lookermug. A brief period of time, usually on the weekends after last call, when a person is drunk and horny and is willing to lower their standards to have sex.
"My slut window is wide open, I'll sleep with the next person who hits on me."
"I was home and still drunk at 2am so I told myself I would invite over the next person who messaged me on OkCupid."
"The only time I use Tinder is during my slut window."
"I was home and still drunk at 2am so I told myself I would invite over the next person who messaged me on OkCupid."
"The only time I use Tinder is during my slut window."
by pmizzle March 7, 2014
Get the slut windowmug. A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.
Bob: what is that virus on your screen?
Carl: That is Windows News.
Bob: is it dangerous?
Carl: Oh you don't even know!
Carl: That is Windows News.
Bob: is it dangerous?
Carl: Oh you don't even know!
by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021
Get the Windows Newsmug. I like opening windows to let the breeze in. Some poeple have trouble opening windows because they are rusty. Opening windows in school isn't always appropriate. After I finish opening windows, all I see is sunlight.
by thelunchtable June 10, 2011
Get the opening windowsmug. by methaddict666 March 30, 2022
Get the windows 11mug. That moment for a man when the right amount of gray hair in your beard/hair starts to attract 20 year olds like lemmings. (Particularly true for Gay men. See also: Daddy)
by Life At The Drawing Board August 19, 2014
Get the the gray windowmug.